Topless nurses may be a fundamental staple of the porniverse, but when they happen to wander into real life things can get a little sticky. The Northampton General Hospital has banned their staff from using Facebook after two night duty nurses got a little naughty and posted topless photos online ... with some patients accidentally caught in the background. Silly nurses! Topless photos are supposed to go on OkCupid, not Facebook! (northamptonchron.co.uk, naughty nurse Morgan via Ask Jolene)

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