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Pornstars Take Over Twitter (Kinda!) It had to happen eventually: the porn stars have found Twitter. Or at least two have (does that make it a trend?). Ashley Steel (who, it turns out, has been tweeting away for several months now) and Twitter newcomer Dana DeArmond (who was last spotted eating a cheeseburger) post regular updates about their diets, party plans, and physical ailments. Yes, it's true: porn stars are just as boring as the rest of us! (twitter.com; thanks Rachel!)

Playboy's Hottest Blogger Contest: You're All Winners! (Even If Some Of You Have Bigger Racks Than Others) Since one of the contestants in Playboy's curiously opportunistic Web's Hottest Blogger contest (as if people would be blogging anywhere else?) is on the Fleshbot masthead and at least one or two others are confirmed friends of ours, we're not exactly in the most neutral position to tell you who to vote for. So we'll just try to be as objective as possible and recommend you support the blogger who's showing the most cleavage in her photo ... even if it does happen to be the blogger who happens to be on the Fleshbot masthead. Hey, all's fair in sex and blogging. And boobs. (playboy.com)

fetish is where you find it

Introducing Your Newest YouTube Fetish: Boob Punching

We always try to do our best to stay on top of the world's latest fads and trends, be they an overly-specific fetish or a idiotic internet meme. Sometimes we get lucky and those two things are one and the same. But we were not aware until just now that "boob punching" is the hottest thing on the YouTubes since failed skateboarder nut shots. (Those never get old!) Sure, a little playful slapping is part of many a boob lover's repertoire, but girls hitting other girls in the tits and posting videos of it online is apparently all the rage. (And not really as violently sexist as some people think.) So now you know! And knowing is half way to finding videos of bouncing boobs on the internet. More »

A new policy proposed by the magical elves who oversee domain names would make it possible to end a domain in any word you can imagine—even the previously banned .xxx. ABC wants to know if .sex is about to become the new .com; somehow, we suspect the answer is no. (abc.com)

teh internets

Fuddit: Social Porn Tries Again

As you probably know, Reddit is a social 2.0 news web aggregation community link thingie place where people submit links and then argue about how dumb you are. Because a lot of people want to build their own web empire without even knowing how to program their VCR, Reddit recently decided to give them a head start by making their code open source. That means anyone can take the Reddit system, bend and shape it any way they like, and start their own custom version of the service. Naturally, it took about two minutes for someone to take that code and turn it into a porn site. So now we have yet another porn link collector—one that instead of banning everything remotely naughty like Digg does will likely soon be overrun by spam, fake Britney Spears sex tapes, and annoying affiliate sites that everyone already saw back in 2002. In fact, it's a lot like ... Reddit, which already has a NSFW channel buried deep within its own website! Or perhaps it will actually become useful. You never can tell with these things.

· Fuddit.com: what's new to jerk off to online! (fuddit.com)
· Reddit NSFW (reddit.com)
· Thumnail via pamrodriguez.com


hardcore

Porn Or Scorn: Hot Or Not Gone Hardcore

A pornographic "Hot Or Not" style site may seem like a tired idea, mostly because ... well, it is a tired idea. But there are a few things that elevate Porn Or Scorn slightly above the rest of the ranking site genre. For one thing, Porn or Scorn is a pretty awesome name; there's also the fact that in case you decide whether a photo is more porny than scorny, the site's administrators are kind enough to provide links to the photo's source gallery, reviews of the site it came from, and (somewhat oddly, but we guess you can't be too careful these days) links to the site's 2257 information. Now if they'd just provide some slightly bigger pictures, we'd say it was definitely time we gave that whole "Hot Or Not?" thing a second look—maybe everything 2000 really is new again!

· Porn Or Scorn (pornorscorn.com)
· Thumbnail via Huge Boobs Galore (pinkvisualhdgalleries.com, via pornorscorn.com)


reference

Pornpedia Needs You (But Do You Need Pornpedia?)

The folks at Pornpedia are on a mission: they want their resource to be the very best porn wiki online, "a wiki truly built for porn fanatics." There's just one problem: with a mere 17 entries completed, they're a bit far from their goal. But since they are, in fact, a wiki, the solution is just a few community-minded porn fanatics away! Come on, people; let's band together and make Pornpedia into something we can be proud of, a true porn fan's porn reference! (Or we could always just go browse the more comprehensive databases of Wiki For Porn, Boobpedia, or even Wikipedia, since we hear it's full of hardcore stuff too. Either way is fine by us.)

· Pornpedia (pornpedia.com)


So yeah, that judge's not-so-secret porn stash the media has been all a-flutter about the past few days? Totally lame—even those painted cow babes were not nearly as interesting as we'd hoped they would be. Then again, we'd much rather look at tboring stuff like this that the material he was supposed to be sitting on that upcoming trial about. We're not that blasé about smut, you know. (10zenmonkeys.com)

Echoing something several of us here at Fleshbot have been thinking about for a while now, a Wired commentator explains why he thinks that NSFW is an outdated term since things that will get you fired in one office are just fine in another ... and simply calling things "NSFW" doesn't allow for grey areas. So instead of saying NSFW when you link to Fleshbot, for example, maybe you just say "Really Hot Porn That Will Totally Get You In Trouble If Your Coworkers Catch You Fapping To It In The Office" (or "RHPTWTGYITIYCCYFTIITO" for short)? That should make everything perfectly clear. (wired.com, with thumbnail star Gianna Michaels, just because)

Dirty, Dirty Justice A judge who plays with a penis pump while in the courtroom is just a perv, but a judge who maintains a publically accessible personal website with photos of "masturbation, public sex and contortionist sex ... a slide show striptease featuring a transsexual, and a folder that contained a series of photos of women's crotches as seen through snug fitting clothing or underwear" sounds totally like someone we'd want to hang out with (even if that whole bodypainted-women-as-cows thing sounds a little dodgy). Hey, if that obscenity trial he's supposed to sit on doesn't work out maybe we can hire him to hire to work at Fleshbot? Sounds like he knows where to find the good stuff. (latimes.com - thanks SG)

The Attorney General of New York admirably wants to put a stop to child porn online. His less-than-admirable solution? Order ISPs to effectively turn off all 100,000+ Usenet discussion groups, even though only a small handful of them ever engage in any illegal activity. Why not nuke the entire internet while you're at it? It's the only way to really be sure. (cnet.com, via Valleywag)

LOLpr0n now has its very own home on the web. Hey, that's not a bad idea! (icanhaslolpron.com)

teh internets

Hillary And Barack Are For Porn (And We're For Bad YouTube Videos)

The interminable Democratic nominating process is claiming more victims today in Kentucky and Oregon and we've had just about all we can take of delegate counts and exit polls and secret Muslim (or is it Christian?) conspiracies to take over the government—so much so that our only refuge is an ill-conceived YouTube mashup involving the "Avenue Q" Broadway cast recording and a lot of awkwardly posed photos of Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. This is what happens when people have too much time and democracy on their hands.

· Elections Are for Porn (YouTube)

Scribd is apparently some sort of Web 2.0 (note the missing vowel) document sharing website that has built up quite a following despite the fact that we've never heard of it. How did they do it? Porn, of course! So naturally, now that the site is popular (and investors are likely getting nervous) they've decided to ban adult content. (That would be upsetting if it wasn't so typical.) Hey, porn bloggers probably need whatever service it is that they provide too! (centernetworks.com + techcrunch.com)

media

Porn Recession Will Ruin Us All ... Again

You may not have heard anything about this on the news, but there seems to be something wrong with the "economy." Things are more expensive and our mortgages need more oil or something. Fortunately, we still have porn ... or do we? People don't like to spend money in a recession, but they do really like porn, so if they're not spending money on that then we must really be in trouble. News does travel slowly, but now even Miami knows (thanks to local TV station CBS 4) that porn DVDs aren't doing so hot. They're losing money to the online internets ... except if people are going to the internet, then they're probably still spending money. They're just you know ... spending it somewhere else. Of course, there's the free internet places like YOURporn, which is not to be confused with the actual site that some dude at the office told this reporter to check out. But don't worry—someday porn will all be in 3-D! That will fix everything! Right?

· Poor Porn Sales: Another Sign Of Recession? (cbs4.com)

Previously: Is Porn The Harbinger Of (Economic) Doom?

porn 2.0

Deep Inside Zivity: What Kind Of Porn Site Does $7 Million Buy?

We've been itching for a chance to peek inside the members' section of Zivity ever since we heard about their $7 million in funding, since nothing gets us more worked up than a throbbing, swollen seven figure price tag. Okay, actually we've been itching for a chance to peek inside since we heard that there would be naked models there too ... but all that cold hard capital made things all the more intriguing. Just what kind of porn site can you make with $7 million anyway? What kind of masturbatory wonders does that kind of money buy?

Well, eight months after it first started making headlines we finally managed to score an invite to the Zivity beta site, and now we can tell you: not very much.

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you are there

Big Sister Is (Still) Watching You

Prague's Big Sister internet-enabled brothel has long been high on our list of travel destinations ever since our globetrotting siblings at Gridskipper first bought it to our attention a couple of years ago. (But only from a sociological perspective, you understand, not because we want to boink our way to international notoriety via the dozens of video cameras set up throughout the establishment which broadcast the goings-on to tens of thousands of the site's subscribers.) Short of going to Prague or coughing up a $40 monthly membership to join the website, the best way to see what Big Sister is all about is photographer Hana Jakrlova's Big Sister photodocumentary project, in which both real life sex and the televised kind exist in an occasionally uneasy harmony ... with stuffed polar bears, even! It's the next best thing to being there, minus all those people staring at your ass.

· Hana Jakrlova: Big Sister (hanajakrlova.com, via sex-and-blogs.com)
· Big Sister: Erotic Club Online (bigsister.net)


noble causes

The Return Of Tania Derveaux: "Defend The Internet And I'll Destroy Your Virginity"

We're guessing that Belgian "politician" Tania Derveaux's plan to win office and literally blow off her constituents didn't work out as planned, but fortunately she has other causes to fight for: her latest campaign involves net neutrality and virgins, both of which she would like to mount and make sweet nerdy love to. The deal is simple: if you can demonstrate that you support the cause of a free and open internet—and you're an innocent flower 18 years or older—then she will fuck you silly. (Anal is negotiable!) Fair warning though: "if anywhere along the process, it becomes clear that the applicant is not a virgin, Tania reserves the right to terminate all activity" ... and she clearly states that she is "not responsible for any genital injury." It makes perfect sense when you think about it—information wants to be free and the web is filled with horny but sex-deprived people. Why not let Tania solve both problems at the same time?

· Don't Stay a Virgin (dontstayvirgin.movielol.org, via Gizmodo)

Previously: 40,000 Blowjobs: Vote For Tania Derveaux!