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offred: Is the British bra-sizing system the same as in the US? Otherwise, I can't think of anywhere I've been where it would even be plausible that the avera... more »
FrankN.Stein: I guess i could actually be persuaded to pay the whole fare.... #rhiansugden more »
Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Check-mate. #babes more »
Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Apparently, you can trust a ginger. #rubyreds more »
garethbjenkins: It's a shame you didn't use the picture of me...although, I do wish I'd waxed before the event. more »
FrancesTheMute: hmm, in the nipple exposing shot, I guess I can sorta see their point, she looks like she's about 12. it's the big 1980's glasses she has on that doe... more »
streetceltic: Don't nice why, but alt girls are so damn sexy. Huh... my pants feeling tight. more »
DCypher: I am now accepting donations for the flight over to Red Paradise UK :) more »
fragile: Football (Women) England 2-6 Germany Jawohl ! hostility really is a beautiful thing, isn't it? more »
The Little Birdhouse in your Soul: Next year should see the last of this depressing pile of crap, but nice of them to bring us some quality sweater stuffing before they shuffle quietly ... more »

#bigboobs

ZOO's On The Hunt...For Britain's Biggest Boobs
A recent UK poll revealed that—with an average cup size of 34E—Liverpool ladies have the biggest breasts in Britain. But is that survey to be believed, or has someone been mucking about with the data? More »
#babes

Care To Split A Cab With Rhian?
It doesn't matter where she's going. You should definitely go with her. (Chances are, you'll probably see her boobs.) More »
#tv

Topless TV World Tour: Rebecca Night In The UK's "Fanny Hill"
Some might think of erotic fiction as a modern invention: 1748's "Fanny Hill" proves those uneducated bastards wrong. But though the book was born in the 1700s, the technology of modern times was what helped it reach its full potential. More »
#babes

ZOO's Greatest Hits: Sammie Pennington Topless!
ZOO's dug into the archives to give us all a glimpse at some of the greatest moments of Sammie Pennington topless ever caught on video. Who says you can't always get what you want? (zootoday.com)
#celebrity

Tara Palmer-Tomkinson Is Totally Dynamite
At long last, we've found a fashion icon we can really look up to. English "it girl" and personality Tara Palmer-Tomkinson may be known as T-P-T, but with style like this, we think she's more along the lines of TNT. More »
#milestones

Ruby Reds Sets Record For Biggest UK Gangbang
Last month we alerted you that British redhead Ruby Reds was going to attempt to set a record for the largest recorded UK gangbang. Well, after 5 hours, 45 men, and 105 sexings, Ruby has, in fact, achieved her goal. More »
#babes

How To Score With Amy Green In Six Easy Steps!
Some may seek out dating advice from so-called experts, but we prefer to get our tips straight from the horse's mouth—the proverbial horse being Amy Green, who's opened up to ZOO about the best way to bed her. More »
#babes

It's Always Summer For The Babes Of Britain
The cold weather may be well on its way in, but the babes of ZOO are still finding sunny places to strip off (it's like the have a dowsing rod or something). More »
#amateur

Super Sexy Tasha Is Super Bendy Too
And speaking of flexible girls...Tasha from Liverpool can do the splits and is "super-bendy." We can think of more than a few super uses for that talent, Tasha—give us a call if you'd like to hear more. (frontarmy.co.uk)
#babes

When Danielle Met Sophie...And They Took Off Their Clothes
There are only so many puns we can make about when one girl met another (and to be honest, the bulk of them are, yes, riffing on "When Harry Met Sally")—but as long as there's nudity, who cares? More »
#babes

Skin: The Bizarrest Of Them All
Thousands entered Bizarre's Cover Girl contest, but only Skin was deemed worthy enough to grace the cover of the alt lad mag. And its a choice we wholly support: in word and deed, Skin's a perfect fit for the magazine. More »
#scandal

Too Hot For The UK: American Apparel Crosses The Line
What makes an American Apparel ad too hot for the UK? A little bit of exposed nipple (paired with a somewhat young looking—though totally legal—girl). Nobody tell them about "Barely Legal," okay? (adrants.com)
#babes

Noirin Kelly's Boobs Take Her From Big Brother To Ann Summers
In America, reality TV show alumni a) disappear into obscurity, b) flame out after some short-lived scheme to parlay their fame, or c) end up on another reality show. In the UK, they pose topless and get lingerie modeling gigs. More »
#youthepeople

Pornstar Ruby Reds To Attempt The Great British Gang Bang
British pornstar Ruby Reds is on a mission to set a record: she wants to be at the center of the largest recorded UK gang bang—and she needs your help! More »
#babes

Best Friends Should Strip Together (That's How It Ought To Be)
Jessica and Hannah are such good friends that they do everything together—including posing topless for lad mags. Friendship really is a beautiful thing, isn't it? (frontarmy.co.uk)
#babes

Noirin Kelly: From The Big Brother House To The Nuts House
Sophie Reade's "Big Brother" victory probably didn't leave housemate Noirin Kelly wondering if a career in topless modeling might have bettered her chances at victory—but she decided to go topless in Nuts anyway. And here are the pictures. More »
#babes

Sheena Is A Punk
...and one who looks very wonderful without her top on, if we do say so ourselves. (frontarmy.co.uk)
#babes

Sophie Reade Wins "Big Brother"—And We Ogle Her Lovely Boobs
Last Friday, busty babe and reality TV star Sophie Reade achieved victory on the tenth season of the UK's "Big Brother." As a result, she's £70,000 richer—and we stop pretending we actually care about "Big Brother." More »
#babes

Amy And Sam: It's Better As A Blonde
Do blondes have more fun? ZOO certainly seems to think so—and to prove it, they've rounded up two platinum princesses to show us the rest of us just how much fun we're missing out on. More »
#publicnudity

Roller Coaster Flash Turns Girl Into Overnight Online Sensation
Awesome: a girl's boobs fly out of her shirt while she's on a roller coaster. This unintentional exhibitionism is captured by the attraction's on-board camera, and leaked online by a video operator, turning the girl into an online sensation. More »
#tv

"Desperate Romantics" Bids Us Adieu With A Long, Tender Gaze At Amy Manson's Goods
The wonderful thing about BBC dramas? The boobs (also, lines like, "Let me take a piss first and then I'll satisfy you, you cock-hungry jezebel."). The sad thing? They're a mere 6 episodes per series. More »
#babes

Bournemouth: The Hottest Beach In All Of Britain
What makes Bournemouth Britain's Hottest Beach ? We'd have to go there to know for sure, but we suspect that all the topless, big-boobed ladies might have something to do with it. (zootoday.com)
#tv

"Desperate Romantics": A Redophile's Delight
The BBC's "Desperate Romantics" isn't just a historical drama bent on disrobing every young British actress to cross its path (while teaching us a bit about art history, too). It's also a love song to topless redheads everywhere. More »
#tv

We See A Promising (Naked) Future For Jennie Jacques
Jennie Jacques's role on "Desperate Romantics" is only her second onscreen appearance—and already she's turned in a very impressive nude performance. She can only go up from here: and by up, we mean "star in hot sex scenes." More »
#babes

Madison Welch Gets Auto Erotic
With all her experience on "Top Gear", Madison Welch is now a certified auto expert. Or at least an expert on taking her clothes off in autos (which, mind you, is not an easy thing to do). More »
#advertising

Virgin Media Harnesses The Power Of Female Orgasm
Remember Meg Ryan's infamous orgasm scene from "When Harry Met Sally"? (How could you forget?) Well, imagine that times fifty...and you've pretty much got Virgin Media's latest ad spot for their 50 "Meg" broadband service. (Get it?)
#alt

Maureen Van Mortis: A Bad Girl Who Makes Us Feel Oh So Good
Maureen Van Mortis has been living the punk life since the age of thirteen, and she's got the body art to prove it. The gorgeous fetish model is Bizarre's latest cover girl—and, bless our hearts, she's happily uncovered, too. More »
#babes

Front Shows Us Up With Naked Intern
Not that we don't love our interns (who, for the record, are all incredibly intelligent, entertaining, good writers who look smokin'), but can you blame us for being just a smidge jealous that Front has a naked intern? More »
#babes

Q&A With Sammy Braddy's Awe Inspiring Boobs
You've got questions about Sammy Braddy's boobs, and she's got answers. Particularly if the question is, "What do they look like naked?" (zootoday.com)
#tv

Zoe Tapper Goes Full Frontal On "Desperate Romantics"
Well, how about that: just as we discover historidrama "Desperate Romantics," the show goes and offers up a scene of some full frontal nudity. Who says there's nothing good on TV anymore? (People outside of the UK, that's who.) More »
#tv

"Desperate Romantics" Offers Lessons On Art History, Female Anatomy
"The Tudors" ignited our love of historidramatinudity, and the BBC's "Desperate Romantics" has fueled it even further. The tale of the pre-Raphaelite brotherhood (and the women who get naked for them), this show is definitely an art we can appreciate. More »
#fashion

The Fly Babes Of FLY 53
Move over, American Apparel—FLY 53's sexy ads might just make them our new favorite clothing company. Although, wait: FLY 53 isn't stocked in the US? Maybe we'll stick with American Apparel after all. More »
#babes

Vikki Blows Loves To Suck
...her popsicle, that is. And we love watching her suck...well, anything, really. (Hey, she is Vikki Blows, after all...) (frontarmy.co.uk)
#babes

Imogen Thomas, Lounging Around
Imogen Thomas always looks great in her lad mag spreads—and she looks equally good just hanging out by the pool, too. More »
#tv

Anna Friel's Breasts Are Everywhere
Hard as it is to believe, there was actually a time when Anna Friel's breasts were still a mystery to us. Now, however, it seems we can't turn our head without bumping into her girls in all their topless glory. More »
#babes

"Top Gear" Gets A New Topless Model (And Her Name Is Madison Welch)
What's the one thing better than fast cars? Fast cars...with hot babes in the front seat. Especially babes like Madison Welch, who makes a cameo appearance on this Sunday's episode of British car show "Top Gear." More »
#debates

The Debate Over Topless Sunbathing Rages On...And Keeley Hazell Shocks Us All
Topless sunbathing—once de rigueur on European beaches—has fallen on hard times. Last summer, we heard it was officially out of fashion, now some French beaches are even fining women who attend the beach sans top. More »
#contests

Tanya Tate Wants To Make You A Star
A pornstar, that is. The UK MILF is seeking a production company for Tanya Tate Casting Couch, which would follow ordinary men in search of a porn career. Men like you, even (assuming you are, in fact, a man). More »
#babes

Michelle Marsh And Her Hefty Assets
Michelle Marsh once tried to weigh her boobs, but supermarket security kicked her out before she could read the weight on the produce scale. They were probably worried she'd break it. More »
#babes

The Double Life Of Jenia Corpus
By day, Jenia Corpus is a mild-mannered, 22 year old receptionist from Gloucester. By night, she's posting naked pictures of herself on the internet. Why can't more superheroes be like that? More »

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