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Beach Blanket Bingo With Sophie Howard And Eva Wyrwal

We've complained about this before, but ... when the heck is summer going to start? Every time we think that the sunny days are finally here to stay, some stupid cold front moves through and we're bundled up under the covers. Nuts apparently feels our pain this week, because they've brought us a true taste of why we're so impatient for summer to get here: hot chicks on the beach. And they even went above and beyond their call of duty by bringing two of our favorite crush objects (and their wet, tanned and naked breasts) together at last. Just knowing that Sophie Howard and Eva Wyrwal are BBFFL (= Best Beach Friends For Life) makes us feel as warm as if we were lounging in the hot sun and sand with them right now! Which we're not. Why couldn't they build the internet closer to the ocean?

· NUTS 50 Sexiest Beach Snaps Featuring Eve Wyrwal (dailypoa.com)

12:20 PM on Wed May 14 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
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Latest by lind777: Would be get some Boob Art Canvas with these girls - [www.gofrostfire.com] more »

Wait, Gwyneth Paltrow posed naked for British GQ and no one told us? Why were we not informed? Oh right, because you can't actually see anything. Carry on then. (breakingnews.iol.ie + pro-image-gallery.blogspot.com)

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There's something special about Blake Mason's Matt H. that puts a big old smile on our face every time we see him in a new update, but we can't quite figure out what it is. Could it be that naughty straight dude charm thing he's got going on? His winning smile? Or that delicious assortment of birthmarks that pepper his lanky frame? Whatever it is, we have a hard time putting our finger on it. (Chipping our teeth on it, however, would probably be quite easy.) (previews @ blakemason.com)

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interviews

The Keeley Hazell Interview: Wherein Your Editor Receives A Rude Awakening

We've been following Keeley Hazell's life and times for quite a while now, but what do we really know about her? Do we really understand her? More importantly, does she understand us? We've always thought that there was a special unspoken bond between our humble selves and the beautiful bombshell, but her answers to this questionnaire make us think otherwise. For starters, she doesn't like the word "glamour" to describe what she does, which is fair enough. ("Boobie model" is probably out too, huh?) But then there's this exchange: More »

5:02 PM on Thu May 8 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
21,785 views, 4 comments

Latest by Dashiell Bennett: (Sorry, you set 'em up like that, I gotta knock 'em down.) more »

Is Emma Frain the next big-boobed topless superstar to emerge from the British lad mag circuit? Stare into her breasts and see if you can figure out the answer. (boobieblog.com)

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A new BBC3 reality show plans to take casual Fridays to a whole new level by encouraging participants to go to work in the buff: the creatively named "Naked Office" claims that it's taking a deep look at our feelings about nudity, body image, and the role that clothes play in the office dynamic, but we suspect there might be something a bit more naughty involved too. (Remember: every Friday is Naked Friday at Fleshbot Central, so we know what we're talking about.) (thesun.co.uk; thumbnail via Naughty Office)

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Fur TV: Because Watching Puppets Fap Will Never Get Old

When we first saw the title of MTV UK's new raunchfest "Fur TV" we figured it was either a "Real World" for girls who don't shave or that MTV had decided to update "A Shot At Love" with a cast comprised entirely of furries (which we'd love). No such luck: "Fur TV" is a curious yet hilarious mix of "Meet The Feebles" and "Cribs", with a whole lot of lowbrow sex action and some very cute, underdressed UK babes humping puppets—which we also love, especially when their Paris Hilton sex video sendup gives us a taste of how hot that whole scene could have been, complete with a fluffy comeshot. Puppets hotter than Paris? Who'da thought?

· MTV UK: Fur TV (autoplay warning, mtv.co.uk)
· Fur TV: Sex Tape! (illegaladvertising.com, via Adrants)

Previously: Pornstar Bears, XXX Puppet Sex

10:30 AM on Fri May 2 2008
By Violet Blue
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hysteria

"Extreme" Porn Banned In The UK

We've had plenty of occasions here over the years to complain about own government's various attempts to curb our pornographic liberties. But all things considered, we've got it pretty good—especially compared to the UK, where a new law passed by the British Parliament and going into effect next week will place a ban on certain kinds of "extreme" pornography (whatever the hell that means). Oh, and it's not just a crime to make it, it's a crime to own it—which means the government can now bust you for what consenting adults created and what you as a consenting adult keep under your mattress. More »

1:50 PM on Wed Apr 30 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
10,124 views, 8 comments

Latest by MasterSFV: Sadly I doubt anyone will campaign for our rights to enjoy such images.... more »

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Keeley Hazell, Renaissance Woman


Keeley Hazell: is there anything she can't do? Recently named World's Sexiest Brit (at least by the British version of FHM), she's now showing the world that there's more to her than just T&A, with the release of her very first single, "Voyeur" (which, we're pleased to see, also includes a bit of T&A). And if that weren't enough, she may also be singlehandedly responsible for the end to the cola wars once more people catch wind of her ringing endorsement of Coca Cola—why can't all products be photographed next to her nipples anyway?

· "Keely Hazell Is Back, And Topless" (fhm.com)
· Keeley Hazell 'Voyeur' (youtube.com)

2:36 PM on Tue Apr 29 2008
By Lux Nightmare
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Latest by CloudCarrier: @josereyes.theroof: For a moment there, I thought you were speaking ill of Labelle; Mya's tap dancing skills will never be forgotten. more »

British pop singer-turned-actress Billie Piper is the latest celebrity from across the pond to find out that there's no better way to increase your worldwide name recognition and fan base than to have some topless pictures of yourself wind up on the interweb. And rumor has it that she's actually pregnant in these pictures too ... which means her worldwide fan base just got that much bigger. (hollywoodtuna.com)

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This Week In Lad Mags This just in from the experts at Zoo Weekly: People who like looking at pictures of topless women often display a marked preference when it comes to boob size ... and Zoo wants to help you determine what yours is with this "funbag-packed gallery" of 129 pairs of covermodel boobs to inspect. We found out that we're happy with pretty much any size cup as long as it has some sort of letter attached to it. (Except the ones that have to be carted around in a wheelbarrow, 'cause that's just freaky.) (zootoday.com; that's the 30F Sam Cooke in the thumbnail, in case you were wondering)

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Certain folks in the UK—you know, that land of such eminent feminist institutions as Page 3 girls and Nuts Magazine—aren't too happy about the prospect of Hooters expanding into their market: "Hooters is and intends to be more like a lap-dance club than a family restaurant ... Without the sexualised waiters and the soft porn and sport on display, what would men go for? They can get better and cheaper chicken wings in KFC." Just one minute there, old chap—everyone knows Hooters' wings totally kick KFC's ass. (And wait, people are getting lap dances at Hooters these days too? Why would men eat anywhere else?) (guardian.co.uk)

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Heather Mills Nudity Update: From Raunchy Sex Ed To Classy Amputee Porn!

In our last ex-wives of former Beatles sex scandal update, you may recall that British tabloids were fuming about the fact that their entire country was held down and forced to look at a naked woman's unshaved pussy. Outrageous, for sure ... and now, the dastardly villain Heather Mills has struck again! A new set of naked modeling photos has emerged from her past; the only difference here is that they're black and white, were meant to benefit a charity, and were taken after she lost her lower left leg in an accident ... and are certainly classier than her previous efforts (even with that giant "CENSORED" box splayed across them)*. Check below to see her sans clothes and prosthetic limb. More »

12:27 PM on Tue Apr 8 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
27,188 views, 5 comments

Latest by marmaduke: I wonder how many drinks it would take to get her legless? more »

"Possible Nazi Theme of Grand Prix Boss's Orgy Draws Calls to Quit": we had to read this headline three or four times before we realized that it concerned a story we posted about last week. You do have to admit there's an awful lot going on in there ... (NY Times)

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A British court has just learned that the men who are accused of scheming to blow up airplanes over the Atlantic Ocean, were planning to distract airport security by planting porn magazines and condoms in their luggage. Of course, they were unsuccessful in their dastardly deeds, which definitively proves that porn can defeat terrorism! (Yes, that sounds right to us.) (ninemsn.com.au; see how flight attendants bravely fight terrorism @ viewpornstars.com via askjolene.com)

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this week in lad mags

Britain's 100 Best Real Boobs (Two At A Time)

We're not sure if anyone actually conducted the necessary physical examinations in order to verify the authenticity of these breasts, but we would certainly have liked to have had that job (take a number, right?) Alas, we'll just have to take Zoo Weekly's word for it, since they do have a good track record when it comes to these sorts of things—and until Microsoft develops that "Squeeze-O-Vision" technology we hear they're working on, you'll just have to rely on the ample visual evidence to make your own decision too.

· 100 Best Real Boobs (zootoday.com)

1:18 PM on Thu Apr 3 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
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girl on girl action

Aria Vs. Bianca: Battle Royale


And while we're on the subject of topless superheroines today ... well actually we don't know whether Aria Giovanni and Bianca Beauchamp have any real superpowers aside from the uncanny ability to cause a mysterious stirring in our pants whenever they're around. But even though they may be mere mortals, their knock-down, drag-out catfight in the new issue of Bizarre is every bit as hot as we expected it to be, proving that sometimes these things really are worth the wait (and hype). In fact, all that was missing was hypnotic laser beams shooting out of their boobs and ladyparts ... but we guess you can't have everything. (Though maybe they might want to consider that for Round 2?)

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3:46 PM on Wed Apr 2 2008
By Fleshbot
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Latest by alexx55: I came onto this site as a straight woman and after visiting this blog, I'm ready to jump in the ring with those two and take a shot at those four gorgeous tits that appear ripe and ready to pick! Want more »

What was the key factor in Maxim magazine's success in America? Maybe it was because the publisher was hooked on crack when he got the idea to bring it here? Or that he once killed a man just to watch him die? (Seriously, Felix Dennis just confessed a murder in a newspaper interview. The naked lady pictures are great and everything, but this dude's got issues.) (timesonline.co.uk)

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