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What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Hearting Alexis Silver

The title of this movie might be "I Love Alexis Silver," but the box cover photo reveals that Silver might be ambivalent about you.

The question we put to our friends this week is: With that baleful gaze, What Is Alexis Silver Really Thinking? Does she heart us, or does she skull us, or perhaps even "at" symbol, octothorp, and question mark/exclamation point us? Be like last week's winner, bleeble, and set us straight.

· New Sensations (newsensations.com)
· Buy "I Love Alexis Silver" (gamelink.com)

10:30 PM on Fri May 16 2008
By Gram Ponante
4,835 views, 12 comments

week in review

Flashbot Fleshback: The Springtime Of Our Discontent

A look back at the week that was ...

· No matter how you choose to celebrate the month of May, there's no reason masturbation shouldn't be involved.
· So, is it time for our checkup again?
· Sometimes sex just isn't dirty enough. Except when it is.
· We remember when we had a young American body.
· Former glamour models never die ... they just have second thoughts.

9:00 PM on Fri May 16 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
4,942 views, Comment

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Best Of Babelogs: Weekend Edition

Because these little intros don't write themselves ...

· Alexus Winston (glam0ur.com)
· Audrey Bitoni (bustyandsexy.net)
· Carli Banks (nudebabes.ws)
· Elle (babesdiary.com)
· Evelyn (girlsofdesire.org)
· Justine Joli (babedot.com)
· Luisa (novojoy.com)

8:00 PM on Fri May 16 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
7,662 views, Comment

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Sex Blog Roundup: Working It Out

Tired of getting sand kicked in your face? Can't wait to beat up those neighborhood bullies? Then build your strength with the bloggers in today's roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene as they go through the paces of strenuous workouts. Hike until you're too exhausted to think of sex in the woods! Endure orgasms pushed beyond limits! Get tackled on your way to the bedroom! And as you cool down and reward yourself with some locker room antics, remember that these kind of workouts can be just as tough on your mind as they are on your body.

Pump it up with Jefferson after the jump.

5:20 PM on Fri May 16 2008
By Fleshbot
11,205 views, 1 comment

Latest by RickBarrs: Ugh... and I thought that was SWEAT I was wiping of the equipment... more »

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Flesh Flicks: What's Under (Or On) The Hood?

Look, we're all for fuel-efficiency and designing small, wimpy cars that get 500 miles to the gallon and shoot rainbows out their exhaust pipes. We like Planet Earth too, and want to keep all it green and livable and all that stuff. But we're also red-blooded Americans who appreciate a nice 427 big block V8 that's too loud, too costly, and way too big to be any sort of practical solution to transportation. After all, have you ever tried to fuck in the back seat of a Prius? Not that you could ever pick up a chick in a car that is completely silent when sitting at a traffic light. You can't even peel out properly! If you want to romance the ladies, you need a car with noise and power and a really big hood. Sure, it's bad for the planet, but so is a population that never gets laid. More »

5:05 PM on Fri May 16 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
12,221 views, Comment

Give Her A Hand

Just the thought of watching "The Hills" has the same effect on us that watching one of those flashy Japanese cartoons has on epileptic kids, but we're warming up to the idea of watching a show about Audrina Patridge walking around in a bikini. At least one person with a hand agrees. (Click the image for a gallery.)

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Sheyla Hershey holds the Guinness Book of Brazilian World Records (whatever that means) for the largest chest (in the Brazilian World?) But that's not enough! She wants to up the size of her FFF cup implants, but can't find a doctor or legal code willing to pump that much silicone into her body. Not even in Texas! We thought they did everything bigger down there! (myfoxhouston.com)

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Teledildonics And You: How One Company Could Control The Future Of Sex

Have you had a orgasm recently? Good for you! Were you helped along with some technical assistance, specifically from a little buzzing friend? Then you probably owe someone money. You see, there's a big little company called Immersion and while we're not sure exactly what they make or build, they do hold pretty much every patent imaginable in the field of haptics or "force feedback" technology (i.e., things that vibrate when you play with them.) That market mostly consists of shaky videogame controllers and teledildonics devices. For example, Immersion has filed and won a lawsuit against Sony that would prevent them from selling their Playstation controllers in the U.S.; it's currently under appeal. Of course, even a company like Immersion doesn't want to get down and dirty with people who make sex toys, so they've licensed their patents that might apply to sexual devices to the mysteriously named Internet Services, LLC—and then let those guys sue sex companies that violate them. If you thought that was confusing, pay attention, because it get weirder ... More »

2:10 PM on Fri May 16 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
3,124 views, 2 comments

Latest by LindsayJoy: So they won the patent decision against Sony's Playstation? I sure most guys with a playstation would happily give up their controllers to play with one Immersion's toys with a hot gal on the end... more »

this week in lad mags

Nuts Cover Girls: Getting The Babes Back Together

If you like Nuts magazine, but don't like, you know ... magazines, then we have the solution for you: instead of running down to the newsstand or mailbox every week to see if your favorite model has made the cover of your favorite lad mag, you can just visit their new Cover Girls website where all the most popular girls are ready and waiting for your sticky-fingered perisal. You'll find photo and video galleries for all the chirpiest birds including Lucy Pinder, Sophie Howard, Eva Wyrwal, Lindsey Strutt and other usual suspects—with absolutely no dangerous staples or paper cuts to worry about! Convenience, simplicity and lots and lots of boobs. That's internet efficiency at its best.

· Nuts Covergirls (nuts.co.uk)

12:30 PM on Fri May 16 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
7,893 views, Comment

Sex Blog Roundup: Working It Out

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