Porn For Straight Girls: Going Back In Time

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I reviewed "The Babysitter 4: Daddy Appeal" several weeks back, mainly because Xander Corvus is hot. Nica Noelle tends to do sequels for her movies, and so far I haven't watched any two from the same "series," so I thought I'd give that a try. Plus, in this one, Manuel Ferrara is the hottie.

Of course, the last "Babysitter" I watched was the most recent one, so we have to go back in time a little bit for "The Babysitter 3." Zoe Voss and Manuel Ferrara are married, and this is a brilliant, triumphantly sexy casting decision. Oh my goodness, they are so beautiful. I kind of can't get over it. Zoe hires Chastity Lynn as their new babysitter, a choice that Manuel is worried about. He knows teenage girls, you see, and that they are only interested in being with their boyfriends! He just wants someone with more experience! Daddy Manuel is adorable and incredibly attractive. Yes, I am a girl, and I find men who are concerned for their children very hot. Just... it's a normal thing, okay?

In any case, Zoe and Manuel get it on, as married people (hopefully often) do. I love that Manuel does fast and hard just as well as he does soft and sweet, and he can switch gears at a moment's notice completely naturally. He's very active, too, tossing Zoe around and flipping her over, which looks fun for her and makes the fucking more interesting to watch. But most of all, I like his personality. At one point, Zoe is blowing him and he has this little moment where he self-consciously pats at his hair like, "Is it okay? Did I sweat too much?" We've all been there, Manuel. Thanks for being a little more human and a little less god-like.

Manuel and Chastity finally encounter one another, and "sparks fly," as they say. Zoe is already pretty suspicious of Manuel's sudden enthusiasm about their new sitter, and her suspicions are heightened when Chastity does creepy things like smell the shirts Manuel leaves around. Turns out she's right to be wary, because Chastity is fucking the father of another family she sits for; namely, Mr. Mark Wood. The affair has clearly been going on for a while, and considering how many times Mark makes her come before he even whips out his cock, who can really blame Chastity? I don't find Mark that hot, personally, but he's not bad to watch.

Guess who else is in this movie? Rocco Reed! Gosh, he's cute. He's with Samantha Ryan, the friend Zoe calls to share her concerns about Chastity. Rocco claims he himself used to be a babysitter, which Samantha and I both find amusing. Samantha and Rocco have very sweet, loving sex. It's super slow-paced and never gets too wild, unlike the other scenes. Just purely romantic the entire time.

Finally, as they always do, all Zoe's fears come true and Chastity comes on to Manuel. (Chastity sounded seriously congested during the whole movie. I wonder if she was sick or she just talks that way.) He offers no resistance at all to this seduction, and immediately becomes the aggressor. Manuel was more verbal in this scene than the one with Zoe, but his chemistry with Chastity didn't strike me quite the same way. Though they did fuck before she'd even gotten her clothing off, so that was pretty awesome.

Findings? The Manuel Ferrara/Zoe Voss scene was so hot, it kind of outdid everything from "The Babysitter 4," but Nica Noelle does not make a surprise appearance in this, which was a shame. This movie didn't have as much plot as the other one, which wasn't a bad thing, actually. I preferred the more sex/less manipulating in this. So I guess if you were choosing between the two, it would mostly come down to the performers, and who you'd rather see fucking. Apart from that, the differences were pretty minor.

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