What’s the Difference Between Tits And Titties, Nation of Japan?

We suspect that the same rule that requires all Japanese food sold in Japan to be called "food" isn't at work when designating some breasts as titties. Fleshbot investigates Japan's "Hello Titty 10."

Aimi, Kaede Kyomoto, Kito, and Tomomi ("Tomomi" because she's pregnant, I think) all possess, as you will doubtless agree, beautiful breasts. There are big and saucy ones, like Aimi's, as well as taut and frank, expectant ones, like Tomomi's. Then there's the breasts of Kiyo and Kaede, that would look just fine on many of our proud American starlets, like London Keyes or Amber Peach.

So with such variety, what makes them titties rather than tits? I always thought "titties" were supposed to be smallish, champagne-glass-sized affairs, whereas "tits" were more synonymous with jugs. No?

Or could you imagine a Southwestern stripper with a heart of gold and a huge rack demanding you motorboat her titties, while callous 7-11 loafers dreaming about gathering small handfuls of the cashier's tits?

It seems as if porn is the only art form left that really makes us think.

Our conclusion is that no attempt was made to consider the real difference between tits and titties, but instead Third World Media wanted us to think of "Hello Kitty," even though a punny title—and the fact that the talent are all Japanese—was as far as the conceit went.

It would be as if Japanese pornographers corralled American talent of varying ass sizes for a movie called "American Booty" just for the laugh but with no respect for the value our culture places on legitimate inner-city booties.

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· "Hello Titty 10" is coming soon from Third World Media (thirdworldxxx.com)