Wet Spots

· The Scissor Sisters' video for "Filthy/Gorgeous" is finally online, albeit with some of its more racy sequences "morphed to become unrecognizable"; still, anything that features hot toe sucking action and Mrs. Garrett from "The Facts of Life" is nothing to be sniffed at. (arjanwrites.com, via Queer Day)

· PervScan posts a special report and news story roundup on sex and the tsunami: "While the world reels from the staggering devastation caused by the Asian tsunami disaster, there are early signs that people are trying to pick themselves up and put their lives together again." (pervscan.com; see also info on AVN's Industry Aid disaster relief fund here)

· Was Lindsay Lohan's recent hospitalization less about "exhaustion" and more about "breast reduction surgery"? Good Plastic Surgery seems to think so, and the results look good to us too. (goodplasticsurgery.com)

· Speaking of breast reduction surgery ... well, let's all hope that Scarlett Johansson doesn't go that route anytime soon. (Defamer)

· Meanwhile, Paris Hilton spent New Year's Eve lifting up her skirt and flashing the crowd at a party in Miami. Yawn. (jonturk.com - thanks Robert)

· We don't remember hearing about half these movies either, but if someone is going to go through all the trouble of collecting the Top 20 Nude Scenes of 2004, what's to complain about? (fakes.net - thanks Lorenzo)

· It sounds too good to be true, but we desperately want to believe this vibrator recall telephone conversation is the real thing. So we're deciding that it is. (.mp3 @ gonzo.org, via Your Dirty Mind)

· Pity poor Keeley, who was dumped by her boyfriend mere days after winning The Sun's "Page 3 Idol" award for 2004. Anyone want to give her a shoulder to cry on? (The Sun UK)

· Remember the god old days when Madonna used to curse like a sailor while deepthroating inanimate objects instead of being all mystical and shit? We're feeling really old all of a sudden. (.wmv video @ abum.com)

· Note to male talent in the adult industry: if you're scheduled to do a shoot with Jenna Jameson, don't forget your antiperspirant. A full-body perspiration shield may not be a bad idea either. (Adult FYI)

· We so wanted to use that "too much relish" line in posting this link to the story about the Long Island women busted last week for running a sex operation out of a hot dog truck, but the AP beat us to it. (thebostonchannel.com, via Daze Reader)

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