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more about #playboy more comments → uncaringbear003: Well I suppose this is better than the awful 'fan-made' Simpsons naughty pics. But only barely. more » ImpishBaseline: And by lip-coloured, I mean the colour of the lips of the person that the nipples belong to. I think if they were hair-blue they would look _less_ off... more » ImpishBaseline: Shouldn't nipples be roughly lip coloured? #playboy more » sensibled: Ah, this is all colours of wrong, but then is it any more wrong than all the merchandising, some of it very, very shoddy, that has the Simpsons name a... more » stradric: Flesh-colored nipples? Shouldn't they just be a darker shade of yellow? #playboy more » MalzyWheels: God, Matt Groening actually signed the pictures. Somehow, I feel betrayed. #playboy more » Conrad: Her measurement say she's a rectangle, when she obviously has a waist. #playboy more » dirtybacon: This whole look needs to come back, and pronto. And I'm not talking a tarted-up hollywood slut version of this look, I want curves, i want big hair, I... more » evan7257: Why can't Playboy have attractive women... you know... today? Is it like the moon landing where we're only willing to spend that much money to beat th... more » rogerfeelbert: No kidding.... You know those little 5x7 (or whatever) Playboy Redheads, Brunettes, and Blondes books? Well, looking through those, it occurred to me ... more » -
#wtf
Marge Simpson: Perpetually Pushing 40 With Perky Boobs
Have you ever wondered what Marge Simpson's nipples look like? We haven't. And yet now we know. More »
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#boobs
The Real Sex Bombs Of The "Mad Men" Era
Our former comrade/forever hero Violet Blue recently reminded us that one of the reasons "Mad Men" is so fun to watch is because it chronicles the emergence of American sexual independence. Who doesn't love that? More » -
#wtf
What Will Bart And Lisa Think?
In celebration of the 20th anniversary of "The Simpsons," Marge Simpson will appear nude on the cover of November's Playboy—and in a three page spread inside the magazine, too. More » -
#babes
The Battle Of The Butts: Playboy's Best Butt Bracket
In these uncertain times, we're all plagued by difficult decisions—but no decision is more difficult than trying to figure out which Playboy Cyberclub Girl has the best butt of all. More » -
#celebrity
In Case Anyone Is Still Curious — The Heidi Montag Playboy Spread
We know you've all been hearing about how much the Heidi Montag spread in Playboy sucks, but we think you should judge for yourself, seeing as the entire photo set was just posted on Playboy.com. More » -
#celebrity
Heidi Montag's Bunny Moment
Heidi Montag is on the cover of Playboy. To the best of our knowledge, she's not naked within it. And they wonder why the magazine isn't doing so well? (justjared.buzznet.com) -
#babes
Traci Brooks: From TNA Wrestling To T&A
TNA Knockout Traci Brooks will be the first of her kind to grace the pages of Playboy—though with "family-friendly" WWE barring its girls from modeling nude, we're pretty sure she won't be the last. (thesun.co.uk) -
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#movies
The Boobs Of "Miss March"
Hey, remember "Miss March," that sexy comedy somehow involving The Whitest Kids U Know and Hugh Hefner? Yeah, we'd pretty much forgotten about it too, but then we happened up some clips...and you might say the boobs jogged our memory. More » -
#babes
Playboy Brings The Babes Of Europe To Your Staycation
Has the downturn in the economy tapped your vacation budget and scuttled your plans for a summer exploring the continent? You can still spend your summer with the babes of Europe (even if you can't actually get to them). More » -
#music
Escape The Fate Releases (Sorta) Explicit Music Video
Rockstars and naked girls go together like peanut butter and jelly—at least, that seems to be the going theory behind the new "explicit" video for Escape the Fate's "10 Miles Wide." Just how explicit is it? More » -
#celebrity
Inside Olivia Munn's Playboy
So if Olivia Munn isn't naked in her very own issue of Playboy, what exactly is the girl doing? About what you would expect—lounging in a bikini, playing with her hair, and nipteasing her way to (greater) fame. More »
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#celebrity
Olivia Munn, Playboy Model (And Cover Girl!)
The good news: "Attack of the Show"'s Olivia Munn is on the cover of Playboy (and, naturally, featured inside, too). More good news: the issue hits stands this Friday. The bad news: she doesn't get naked. More » -
#casting
Playboy Wants You To Join The Fun!
When Playboy needed to find a centerfold for their 55th anniversary issue, who did they turn to? YouTube, of course. And it appears that they're still sweet on social media: aspiring Playboy models and photographers can submit applications...through Flickr. More » -
#pubichair
Playboy Offers Hierarchy Of Hair Down There
Ladies, what sort of do are you sporting down there? Is it a Joshua tree or a snowman? A cotton ball or a landing strip? No idea what we're talking about? Educate yourself with Playboy's "Hierarchy of Hair Down There." More » -
#lostcanyon
"Christy Canyon: The Lost Footage"
In a sort of "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?" kind of way, watching this 80's-era new-to-DVD video of the delightful Christy Canyon makes me yearn for the days when she was in her porn heydey. Because she has Fleshbot Supreme Commandress written all over her. More » -
#wtf
Playboy Puts Down The Martini And Picks Up A Quiznos Sub
In what is apparently a sign of the times, Playboy has decided to have its models shill for Quiznos. Yes, Quiznos. More » -
#babes
Naked Cheerleading Coach Still Naked
We had a feeling that Carlie Christine—the cheerleading coach fired for modeling for Playboy—would land on her feet somehow; and hey, we were right. The gorgeous ex-cheerleading coach is Playboy's June Cybergirl of the Month. More » -
#music
Playboy Gives Us "M*sic To F*ck To" (And Steals Away Our U's)
We're sure you know what it's like: you're getting ready for an evening of ridiculously awesome action, only to turn to your iTunes playlist and realize that your beats are anything but fresh. More » -
#babes
Hot Cheerleading Coach Fired For Playboy Pictures
It really is too bad that Carlie Christine was fired from her job as a high school cheerleading coach because of these Playboy pictures, but we suspect she'll find more success in the modeling world. More »
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#sexadvice
Playboy Updates Kama Sutra With Girl-On-Girl Video Action
The original Kama Sutra probably didn't have positions with names like "Broke Back Mounting" and "The Spork"... but then again, it also didn't have lingerie-clad centerfolds groping each other. More » -
#vintage
Playboy Launches Official Online Archive
Tired of seeing your favorite vintage Playboy archives get taken offline due to, uh, copyright violation? Well, good news: Playboy has finally created their very own digital archive—with vintage Playboys in all their cover-to-cover glory. More » -
#babes
Carmen's Electric
A babe chaser for those who couldn't quite handle seeing Howard Stern's chair covered in jizz: Carmen Electra, as seen in this month's Playboy Mexico. More »
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#hype
"Miss March": The Silly, Sexy Comedy We've Been Waiting For
This trailer is the first we're hearing about this "Miss March" movie, but we're actually pretty excited to see it—and not just because it has boobs in it (though that helps a lot). More » -
#celebrityskin
Aubrey O'Day's Playboy Shoot Sees The Light Of Day
A few weeks ago, we got a sneak peek at Aubrey O'Day's Playboy shoot—though to be honest, we didn't get much of a peek at anything. Luckily, the rest of the photos are more revealing. More »
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#porncrossoverwatch
From American Idol To Playboy?
American Idol may have passed on "Bikini Girl" Katrina Darrell, but Playboy's looking to make her a (bigger) star. Why are we not surprised by this development? (nydailynews.com) -
#science
The Incredible Shrinking Playmate
The elite team of researchers over at Wired have crunched the numbers and determined something astounding: over the past fifty-six years of Playboy history, Playmates have been shrinking—even as their boobs remain busty as ever. More » -
#scandal
"I Love New York"'s Rico: Yet Another Reality Star With A Porny Past
Further proof that porn is just a breeding ground for future reality tv stars: Rico from "I Love New York" (whoever that is) was previously seen on the Playboy Channel's "Foursome." More » -
#celebrity
A Sneak Peek At Aubrey O'Day's Playboy Shoot
Aubrey O'Day, the sex and porn loving former member of Danity Kane, is ready for the big leagues. Good-bye Complex magazine, hello Playboy! More » -
#scandal
Naked Virgin Mary Raises Catholic Ire
Aw man—we turn our heads for two seconds, and suddenly the world (or at least Mexico) erupts in a sex scandal. And not just any sex scandal—one involving the Virgin Mary. More » -
#babes
Spend Your December With Centerfolds
Is your December passing ever so slowly? Are you dying to wake up on Christmas morn—or to party your way into 2009? Well, we can't make time pass any faster, but we can make the wait more enjoyable: sail through December in the arms of centerfolds. Specifically, Playboy's 31 Centerfolds of December. Every day, a new Miss December... it's almost enough to make us wish December would never end. (playboy.com) -
#babes
Best Of Babelogs: Bathtub Party Day Edition
Because that's exactly what we had in mind for these babes... More » -
#babes
Best of Babelogs: Christmas Tree Lighting Edition
Cause we're kicking off the holiday season with trees, lights, and even more babes! More » -
#babes
Best Of Babelogs: Stay Home Day Edition
Because the babes will be there to keep you company... More » -
#babes
Dita Von Teese Gives Us So Much To Be Thankful For
So we're sitting here, trying to make a list of all the things that we're thankful for, when what do we find but some gorgeous pictures of Dita Von Teese in German Playboy. Coincidence? We think not. Number one on our list of things to be thankful for: Dita Von Teese's nipples. Number two? Dita Von Teese. (thesuperficial.com) -
#babes
Best Of Babelogs: Have A Bad Day Edition
Because the babes will always be here to cheer you up! More » -
#scandal
Corrie Loftin's Playboy Shoot: Uncensored!
Given that Corrie Loftin's big ambition is to be Paris Hilton's "BFF," we can't say we're all that surprised to learn that she's a former girl gone wild and Playboy model (one who even had the honor of being featured in a Best of Babelogs post!). What does surprise us, however, is that TMZ would go to all the trouble of digging up Corrie/Devin/Davin's pictures... and then not show any nipplage. What gives? Of course, nipplage is exactly what we specialize in here at Fleshbot. Check out the uncensored photos after the jump.
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#babes
Best Of Babelogs: Chicken Soup for the Soul Day Edition
Because chicken soup and babes do the soul good. More »
