Unless performed on oneself, the handjob is the toughest of the marital arts. Therefore the notion of a "Fantasy" handjob made me think of Cthulhu (the tentacles!), Grimace, the Archangel Gabriel, or a unicorn.

Hookers do this thing - they learn it at hooker camp - where they can successfully execute a handjob in, like, 30 seconds. But in real life, as in porn, the handjob must be magical.

Notice I didn't say "singular." I said "magical."

That is why I'm asking you to come up with a fantasy character you'd most like a handjob from, and why. The Hamburglar? Sure. But why? Radagast the Brown? Sure. But why? Tracy Scoggins? You get the idea.

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