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more about #contests more comments → Uli_Kunkel: Even after all these years, I respect PB's place in the nudie world. That being said, I don't think they have the best collection of nice derrieres. D... more » Beaker: I'm in this! So far, half of my picks have been eliminated. I guess I don't know a good ass when I see one. more » hoffmanbike: too many boobs.. can't decide.. must not fap.. must not fap..... more » dirtybacon: I know that we are, at times, the land of plenty... but what the hell do they eat over in the UK? more » Tricked: Why do I picture some strange dude running around town like he's got the Golden Ticket, a la Peter Griffin (but not Charlie)? more » hatey: Awww... this was my first vibrator! It didn't do a lot for me, but if you angled her hairbow just right... more » shadesofgreylies: baby sinead would love this! more » Tricked: Bah - I love a girl that loves a good steak (of the cow variety). more » NonaIshan: come on, everyone knows PETA kills more pets than M. Vick. Stop giving them an outlet. more » fragile: even Blizzard makes fun of PETA in their mmorpg World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King. (DEHTA: Druids for the Ethical and Humane Treatment of Anim... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Obviously, I will not be seeing any of my neighbours in this contest; 'Sconsinites love to eat (& quite a bit more than just plants). I might find... more » AlbertKisser: I love some of the statements, vegetarian animals, I hate to tell these idiots that felines are carnivores only in the wild and dogs derive 80% of the... more » Prof_Derzshowitz: Do Tommy Lee and his donkey cock feature in this movie? It would be cool to see him nail Joanna - his dick is bigger than she is. more » hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: This makes me wonder, what hairdo would an 80s black metal-head be able to have besides a Mr. T-style mohawk? more » Gram Ponante: This one was very tough. Lakshmi, Worf, and Snuffleupagus all speak to the idea of being serviced rigorously, but Tinkerbell, on the other hand, becau... more » -
#babes
The Battle Of The Butts: Playboy's Best Butt Bracket
In these uncertain times, we're all plagued by difficult decisions—but no decision is more difficult than trying to figure out which Playboy Cyberclub Girl has the best butt of all. More » -
#pornstars
Kayden Kross Competes For The Title Of "Ultimate Spike Girl"
Spike is on the hunt for "The Ultimate Spike Girl"—and while we don't know what qualifies a girl as Ultimate Spike material, we do know that Kayden Kross is one of the top fifty finalists. More » -
#contests
Tanya Tate Wants To Make You A Star
A pornstar, that is. The UK MILF is seeking a production company for Tanya Tate Casting Couch, which would follow ordinary men in search of a porn career. Men like you, even (assuming you are, in fact, a man). More » -
#contests
Naughty America Wants You To Run For President
Running for President of the United States of America takes time, money, and a whole lot of connections. Running for President of Naughty America, on the other hand, just takes a lot of free time and access to the internet. More » -
#babes
Will Lauren Be The 2009 Star In A Bra?
This is Lauren. She's a twenty-year-old student from Catford, London with a 32F rack, and she wants to be the face (and boobs) of BraStop, a British company specializing in D+ bras. And you can make her dream come true! More » -
#contests
Jenaveve Jolie Wants To Make All Your Jenaveve Jolie-Related Dreams Come True
After gazing at the wonderous Jenaveve Jolie on this here Fleshbot, you've probably been wondering to yourself, "Will I ever be able to touch this gorgeous creaturefor real?" Well, we have your answer: maybe. More » -
#contests
Hello Kitty Is Back—And You Can Win A Prize!
After a ten year hiatus, the original Hello Kitty vibrator is back—and to celebrate, Babeland's having a contest. Submit a photo to their "Round the World" contest, and you could win a $100 giftcard. (babeland.com) -
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PETA Tracks Down Sexiest Vegetarians
PETA has announced the winners of this year's Sexiest Vegetarian Next Door competition. Interestingly, the two contestants crowned sexiest also happened to be some of the nakedest. Funny how that works. (peta.org) -
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#sports
BracketologyXD: When Your Bracketology Needs A Little Something "X"tra
If, like us, you're a fan of Penthouse Pets, and—unlike us—also a fan of sports (and this "March Madness" thing), then check out BracketologyXD, which combines sports voodoo with boobs. Win! (bracketologyxd.com, thumbnail) -
#contests
College Humor Searches High And Low For America's Hottest College Girl
Trying to find the hottest college girl in America seems like a Sisyphean task, but we can't blame College Humor for trying. Help them in their quest (or just ogle hot college girls). (collegehumor.com) -
#pornstars
Hottest Girl(s) In Porn Revealed!
We're sure there's a great deal of science that goes into the rankings at TheHottestGirlInPorn.com, but we're still a little baffled by the fact that it took them until now to announce 2008's hottest girls. More » -
#tehinternets
So Many Beautiful Nude Women On The Internet... But Only One Can Be Ms. Nude Internet
Searching for the most beautiful nude woman on the internet seems like a bit of a Sisyphean task, to say the least—but can you really blame the Ms. Nude Internet pageant for trying? More » -
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PETA Wants You To See Your Neighbors Naked
We used to think that PETA's sole mission was to get celebrities the world over to get naked in the name of animal welfare. But it seems that's not all there is to PETA. More » -
#contests
Just In Time For Valentine's Day: A Kinky Love Poem Contest
"Roses are red/Violets are blue/I love when you beat me/And handcuff me too." Okay, our attempt at a kinky love poem might not be so hot—but do you think you can do better? More » -
#contests
Win An Autographed Copy Of "Girls Girls Girls 2" (And The Resulting Eternal Happiness)
"Girls Girls Girls 2" is probably the greatest all girl release ever made. And Vince Neil is probably the greatest musician who ever lived. So imagine... a copy of the DVD... signed by Vince Neil. More » -
#wwfrd
What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Jerked By An Angel Edition
Unless performed on oneself, the handjob is the toughest of the marital arts. Therefore the notion of a "Fantasy" handjob made me think of Cthulhu (the tentacles!), Grimace, the Archangel Gabriel, or a unicorn. More » -
#contests
Fighting The "Topless" Menace, One Contest Winner At A Time
Weeks ago, we challenged you to come up with a word to describe a woman who's technically naked, but actually covering herself with clever positioning, use of the hands, or some other trickery. More » -
#avn2009
The Road To Vegas: How To Be A Superstar Fan
Planning on heading to Vegas for the Adult Entertainment Expo? Well, good news: not only will you get to meet your favorite stars—you'll also have the chance to strut your stuff and win fabulous prizes! More » -
#contest
Fight The "Topless" Menace, Win Free Porn
We've officially had enough: we're sick of magazines, websites, and random whoevers oohing and ahing about "topless" (or, worse yet, "naked") photos that don't even show the barest hint of nip. And we're taking action.
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