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more about #contests more comments → Uli_Kunkel: Even after all these years, I respect PB's place in the nudie world. That being said, I don't think they have the best collection of nice derrieres. D... more » Beaker: I'm in this! So far, half of my picks have been eliminated. I guess I don't know a good ass when I see one. more » hoffmanbike: too many boobs.. can't decide.. must not fap.. must not fap..... more » dirtybacon: I know that we are, at times, the land of plenty... but what the hell do they eat over in the UK? more » Tricked: Why do I picture some strange dude running around town like he's got the Golden Ticket, a la Peter Griffin (but not Charlie)? more » hatey: Awww... this was my first vibrator! It didn't do a lot for me, but if you angled her hairbow just right... more » shadesofgreylies: baby sinead would love this! more » Tricked: Bah - I love a girl that loves a good steak (of the cow variety). more » NonaIshan: come on, everyone knows PETA kills more pets than M. Vick. Stop giving them an outlet. more » fragile: even Blizzard makes fun of PETA in their mmorpg World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King. (DEHTA: Druids for the Ethical and Humane Treatment of Anim... more » -
#babes
The Battle Of The Butts: Playboy's Best Butt Bracket
In these uncertain times, we're all plagued by difficult decisions—but no decision is more difficult than trying to figure out which Playboy Cyberclub Girl has the best butt of all. More » -
#pornstars
Kayden Kross Competes For The Title Of "Ultimate Spike Girl"
Spike is on the hunt for "The Ultimate Spike Girl"—and while we don't know what qualifies a girl as Ultimate Spike material, we do know that Kayden Kross is one of the top fifty finalists. More » -
#contests
Tanya Tate Wants To Make You A Star
A pornstar, that is. The UK MILF is seeking a production company for Tanya Tate Casting Couch, which would follow ordinary men in search of a porn career. Men like you, even (assuming you are, in fact, a man). More » -
#contests
Naughty America Wants You To Run For President
Running for President of the United States of America takes time, money, and a whole lot of connections. Running for President of Naughty America, on the other hand, just takes a lot of free time and access to the internet. More » -
#babes
Will Lauren Be The 2009 Star In A Bra?
This is Lauren. She's a twenty-year-old student from Catford, London with a 32F rack, and she wants to be the face (and boobs) of BraStop, a British company specializing in D+ bras. And you can make her dream come true! More » -
#contests
Jenaveve Jolie Wants To Make All Your Jenaveve Jolie-Related Dreams Come True
After gazing at the wonderous Jenaveve Jolie on this here Fleshbot, you've probably been wondering to yourself, "Will I ever be able to touch this gorgeous creaturefor real?" Well, we have your answer: maybe. More » -
#contests
Hello Kitty Is Back—And You Can Win A Prize!
After a ten year hiatus, the original Hello Kitty vibrator is back—and to celebrate, Babeland's having a contest. Submit a photo to their "Round the World" contest, and you could win a $100 giftcard. (babeland.com) -
#contests
PETA Tracks Down Sexiest Vegetarians
PETA has announced the winners of this year's Sexiest Vegetarian Next Door competition. Interestingly, the two contestants crowned sexiest also happened to be some of the nakedest. Funny how that works. (peta.org) -
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#sports
BracketologyXD: When Your Bracketology Needs A Little Something "X"tra
If, like us, you're a fan of Penthouse Pets, and—unlike us—also a fan of sports (and this "March Madness" thing), then check out BracketologyXD, which combines sports voodoo with boobs. Win! (bracketologyxd.com, thumbnail) -
#contests
College Humor Searches High And Low For America's Hottest College Girl
Trying to find the hottest college girl in America seems like a Sisyphean task, but we can't blame College Humor for trying. Help them in their quest (or just ogle hot college girls). (collegehumor.com) -
#pornstars
Hottest Girl(s) In Porn Revealed!
We're sure there's a great deal of science that goes into the rankings at TheHottestGirlInPorn.com, but we're still a little baffled by the fact that it took them until now to announce 2008's hottest girls. More » -
#tehinternets
So Many Beautiful Nude Women On The Internet... But Only One Can Be Ms. Nude Internet
Searching for the most beautiful nude woman on the internet seems like a bit of a Sisyphean task, to say the least—but can you really blame the Ms. Nude Internet pageant for trying? More » -
#contests
PETA Wants You To See Your Neighbors Naked
We used to think that PETA's sole mission was to get celebrities the world over to get naked in the name of animal welfare. But it seems that's not all there is to PETA. More » -
#contests
Just In Time For Valentine's Day: A Kinky Love Poem Contest
"Roses are red/Violets are blue/I love when you beat me/And handcuff me too." Okay, our attempt at a kinky love poem might not be so hot—but do you think you can do better? More » -
#contests
Win An Autographed Copy Of "Girls Girls Girls 2" (And The Resulting Eternal Happiness)
"Girls Girls Girls 2" is probably the greatest all girl release ever made. And Vince Neil is probably the greatest musician who ever lived. So imagine... a copy of the DVD... signed by Vince Neil. More » -
#wwfrd
What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Jerked By An Angel Edition
Unless performed on oneself, the handjob is the toughest of the marital arts. Therefore the notion of a "Fantasy" handjob made me think of Cthulhu (the tentacles!), Grimace, the Archangel Gabriel, or a unicorn. More » -
#contests
Fighting The "Topless" Menace, One Contest Winner At A Time
Weeks ago, we challenged you to come up with a word to describe a woman who's technically naked, but actually covering herself with clever positioning, use of the hands, or some other trickery. More » -
#avn2009
The Road To Vegas: How To Be A Superstar Fan
Planning on heading to Vegas for the Adult Entertainment Expo? Well, good news: not only will you get to meet your favorite stars—you'll also have the chance to strut your stuff and win fabulous prizes! More » -
#contest
Fight The "Topless" Menace, Win Free Porn
We've officially had enough: we're sick of magazines, websites, and random whoevers oohing and ahing about "topless" (or, worse yet, "naked") photos that don't even show the barest hint of nip. And we're taking action.
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#altporn
Win Six Free Months Of Lazerbunny, Die Happy
Do you love altporn site Lazerbunny? Of course you do—who doesn't? Well, now's your chance to show your love, and maybe even win a six month membership to the site. Just make thirteen banners featuring thirteen different Lazerbunny models, and... sorry, we got distracted by the thought of thirteen Lazerbunny models. Just go read the contest rules here, okay? (lazerbunny.com) -
#models
Ancilla Tilia: Topless Model And Sexy Vegetarian
Longtime Fleshbot readers may remember Ancilla Tilia, "Amsterdam's hottest export," as a lovely young woman with many fabulous free naked pictures (and many other wonderful qualities too, we're sure). Well, after years of providing us with ample amounts of free porn, Ancilla asking for us to give back: she's currently in the running for the esteemed title of Sexiest Dutch Vegetarian, and she needs your vote to win! Yes, the website is in Dutch... but we're pretty sure if you just click on Ancilla's face, everything will be okay. (wakkerdier.nl) -
#wwfrd
What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Mama Said Turn You Out Edition
Milves turning their adult daughters into prostitutes, and then getting the process filmed. Is there anything we cannot accomplish with our positive outlook and entrepreneurial zeal? No. There is nothing. Thanks, GawkerMedia-sponsored Anthony Robbins seminar! But now the question is: What would you not want to see in your porn? Fleshbot readers like last week's winner worked overtime. Now you must tell us what would get you the opposite of off. More » -
#pornstars
Moxxie Maddron Wants To Screw You (The Sexy Way)
When Moxxie Maddron offered her fans a behind the scenes look at the making of a Moxxie Maddron porno, we were impressed. But she's gone even further than that: effective immediately, Moxxie will be offering one subscriber a month the chance for some in the scenes action. Yes, kids: if you're a subscriber to MoxxieMaddron.com,you've automatically been enteredyou can enter a contest for the chance to be a performer on MoxxieMaddron.com. Talk about breaking the fourth wall! More » -
#wwfrd
What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? The Gapes of Wrath Edition
Dirty, dirty, dirty. Nice girls don't do it, and their partners daren't ask. That is why anal access is the highest (or lowest) rung on porn's ladder. In fact, even the word "rung" sounds dirty in this context. And there is no greater anal acrobat than Belladonna, who sports a big black eye a few feet above her brown one, emphasizing the fact that the bum is the final frontier for sexual thrill seekers. So your job this week is to rename this title according to a favorite book from your K-12 reading list (and we'll close out the Steinbeck category by removing "Cannery Row" from contention). More » -
#contests
Your Ticket To Stardom Is Just Seven Minutes Away
We've all watched pornos and thought, "Gee, that's not so hard... I could totally do that!" Well, kids, now's your chance to prove it. AVN has just announced their first ever Erotic Film Festival, a chance for unknown erotic filmmakers to make a name for themselves (and maybe make some cash in the process). Your seven minute film could be your ticket to a big studio deal. Just try to be creative, okay? Your pirates battling Sarah Palin while Eliot Spitzer barters for a hooker idea sounds great... but we have a feeling its been done. More » -
#babes
While we've been readying ourselves for our Supreme Commandress election this coming Tuesday, the team at FHM has been setting up for a different—though still important—sort of poll. They've selected the 100 hottest girls of High Street, now it's up to you to narrow that hundred down to but a single pick. Choose wisely: this is the kind of thing that changes lives. (fhm.com) -
#sextoys
Halloween Comes Early At Adam & Eve
Halloween is quickly approaching... and at Adam & Eve, even the sex toys are getting into the spirit. They've all gotten dressed up in cute little costumes—and it's up to you to pick the winner. Will it be the Purple Pussy Eater? The Arachnibator? Dildosaurus Rex? Our vote goes to whatever it is that's dressed up as Bree Olson... Bree gets us every time. (adameve.com) -
#contests
Shane's World Invades YouTube
First Playboy, now Shane's World: the pornographers are just loving YouTube these days. If you're a college student who loves YouTube (and, um, also Shane's World), you can upload a short video explaining why your school should be the next destination for the "College Invasion" series. Hint: showing what wild, horny partiers you are is probably a good idea. But remember, no nudity! (This is YouTube, after all.) (avn.com) -
#wwfrd
What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Who Gets To Be A Prostitute Edition
Having never met a hooker with a heart of gold (and this is a singular tragedy), I still think prostitutes are swell. Morning, evening, at the Presbyterian barbecue for my Congressman - or anytime! But what conditions have to be met for a porn movie to advertise a prostitute rather than its standby whore, slut, or goo-goblin? I think it's a class thing. Your job this week is to emulate Dirtybacon and come up with something thoughtful: please give us your favorite prostitute story. More » -
#babes
Cassie Keller Is America's Hottest 18 Year Old College Student
... At least if you believe the team at Busted Coverage, that is, who have recently anointed young Ms. Keller with that very weighty title. Given that Cassie was handed the title largely on the basis of her history of Playboy modeling—with no actual voting (or, for that matter, competition) involved—we're not really sure that this can be counted as any kind of official designation. But then again, she is 18, in college, and rather fetching. And she does have a pretty great rack. Anyone know what kind of responsibilities come with the title? (We're kind of hoping lots of posing naked is one of them.) More » -
#amateur
Sweded Porn: Be Kind, Rewind, And Undress
Anyone who saw the Jack Black/Mos Def/Michel Gondry film "Be Kind Rewind" earlier this year already understands the joy of being "Sweded." If you didn't see it—well, it's a bit complicated, but basically a Sweded film is an amateur remake of a classic movie using homemade props and your friends as actors, which is how the main characters in "Be Kind" save their small town video store from greedy land developers. (It made more sense at the time.) The marketing department at video sharing site Shufuni must have seen it too, because now they're asking users to make their own Sweded movies—but with nudity and sex, of course. And they're offering prizes to the best interpretations. More » -
#extremepornstarshowdown
Fleshbot Extreme Pornstar Showdown: Let's Get Ready To Rumble!
Last week, we opened nominations for the first round of contestants in our new Extreme Pornstar Showdown feature—and today, we're happy to announce that the players have been picked, divided into brackets, and assigned challenges. (We would've used the word "seeded" in there somewhere, but given the context it sounded kind of ... you know, dirty.) More » -
#altporn
EroticBPM Gets An Upgrade
Fans of altporn should be well-acquainted with EroticBPM. The nine year old site, which began its life as RaverPorn, was one of the founding members of the altporn movement. After all those years of rocking the block with hot beats and hotter babes, it's come time for some improvements: EroticBPM recently got a redesign, complete with a full facelift and exciting added features. And we hear they're also giving away a Wii Fit! After all that time... they still know how to get us excited. (eroticbpm.com) -
#pornstars
Fleshbot Extreme Pornstar Showdown: Nominate Your Favorite Stars!
As we've mentioned many times before, succeeding in porn requires some serious physical prowess — and, in some cases, skills comparable to those of an Olympic athlete. (Seriously. You try taking a baseball bat up the ass sometime.). And what do we like to do when confronted with a group of people with amazing physical prowess and mad skills? Why, pit them against each other and make them compete for a meaningless title! More » -
#thisweekinporntitles
What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Mother And Lollipop Reunion Edition
Sadly, none of the pairings in this movie are of actual mothers and daughters; in fact, one participant revealed to me that "even if I had a daughter, I wouldn't have sex near her". But that is why porn is all about fantasy. More » -
#babes
It's Always Sunny With Mayte Carranco
The votes are in, and Mexico's Mayte Carranco has been deemed the world's hottest weather girl. The competition was stiff, but with her penchant for wearing midriff bearing outfits and prancing around in her bra on the air, Mayte ultimately prevailed. We think we can safely say the best weather girl won. (asylum.com) -
#amateur
Attention all erotic Eisensteins and fornicating Fellinis: Venerable sex toy retailer Good Vibrations is seeking your submissions for their Third Annual Amateur Erotic Film Festival, and you have until September 25th to show them what you've got (or at least what you've managed to record on your video camera.) Surely someone reading this has it in them to produce the amateur porn version of "La Dolce Vita", if not its "Battleship Potemkin"? (goodvibes.com; see last year's winners here) -
#thisweekinporntitles
What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Mentor Lesbians Edition
Back in my day (I am now 23), lesbians didn't look like this—or at least the mainstream media, softball-playing, Melissa Etheridge-listening, workmen's comp-seeking, Seneca Falls enpilgrimaging ones didn't. So seeing this lesbian MILF movie, even after a steady diet of porn lesbians, is still a shock. More » -
#activism
And speaking of corporate-sponsored hot blogger contests, it seems that PETA has run out of vegetarian celebrities who are willing to shed clothes for them; now they're turning to the blogosphere with their recently announced Sexiest Vegetarian Blogger competition. Much as we love bloggers, we would have preferred something along the lines of "Sexiest Vegetarian Page 3 Girl." We're sure there must be a few of them out there somewhere. (blog.peta.org)
