We don't know what kind of hotels and spas you people might frequent, but we're pretty sure that there's no such thing as a "special Hungarian massage." Even if there is, it certainly doesn't require that the masseur strip down to tighty whities in order to administer it. Now, if you want to use that phrase as code for what you're really after, that's your business, but think of all the actual Hungarian back rubbers out there who get discriminated against because of charlatans like this guy. Sometimes a happy ending is just a happy ending, you know.

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· "Hungarian Massage" (RedTube)

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