We don't know what kind of hotels and spas you people might frequent, but we're pretty sure that there's no such thing as a "special Hungarian massage." Even if there is, it certainly doesn't require that the masseur strip down to tighty whities in order to administer it. Now, if you want to use that phrase as code for what you're really after, that's your business, but think of all the actual Hungarian back rubbers out there who get discriminated against because of charlatans like this guy. Sometimes a happy ending is just a happy ending, you know.
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· "Hungarian Massage" (RedTube)
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Look, Owen Wilson's on steroids. No wonder he attempted suicides -- the 'roids produced mood-swings.
@josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: I always thought that the suicide attempt was because he couldn't handle spending another minute with Kate Hudson.
However, I could also see how it might have been brought about because of his juicing up for "Drillbit Taylor." Those 'roids are killer. [Believe me, I know from experience...].
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We're going to pump ['claps'] you up!
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