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Flesh Flicks: CharmaneFest

As we said earlier, this weekend is the eighth (!) AsianModelPalooza, because the women of the Far East and their descendants are simply too irresistible to not have their very own palooza (whatever that means.) Filipina model Charmane Star did not make our earlier roundup, but as you can see she still has plenty of fans. Or at least one guy who is a really, really big fan of boning her. What can we say? The dude loves a good palooza! More »

5:01 PM on Fri Jul 18 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
9,763 views, Comment

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Mystery Men (And Women): Top Ten Masked Sex Videos Not Starring Batman

We've been eagerly awaiting the release of "The Dark Knight" since... well, since we saw "Batman Begins." Because, quite frankly, the caped crusader is a pretty sexy superhero. He's got that chiseled physique, the skintight outfit, and—best of all—a mask. As far as we're concerned, there's nothing sexier than a mysterious stranger hidden behind a disguise ... and we don't think we're the only ones who feel that way. So to celebrate the return of the Caped Crusader, we've rounded up the hottest masked sex videos we could find. You just have to promise not to reveal our secret identity.

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1:30 PM on Fri Jul 18 2008
By Lux Nightmare
9,297 views, 1 comment

Latest by CloudCarrier: This post more than makes up for my local IMAX theater being sold out until Monday afternoon, and watching a girl ride a masked guy's face probably didn't make it into Christopher Nolan's final cut, anyway. Likewise, I was more »

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Flesh Flicks: Revenge Of The Nerd

Nerds! They never know how to say the right thing around women. Take this guy in the glasses—the specs clearly indicate that he is "complete nurd," of course—who simply tries to say something instructive (i.e., nerdy) to this young woman, but of course he says it in the wrong language and offends her. Her only recourse is to fuck his brains out, because nerds are afraid of sex, so that's really the only way to teach them a lesson. It's true! The next time a nerd says something awkward to your face, give him (or her) some head and you'll find they change their tune pretty darn quick. More »

5:00 PM on Thu Jul 17 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
26,517 views, 1 comment

Latest by n/a: To be frank, he claims that he's actually rather into blondes, then he gets pushed... (She: "Now, what about those blondes?" - He: "What blondes?") A bit later he expresses doubts that it could be a scheme of her to more »

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How To Really Have Sex Like A Porn Star

Somewhere along the line, "porn star" seems to have become shorthand for "sexy, liberated, confident woman." We're mostly behind this usage, but sometimes it leads to articles that are just, well, weird. Take, for example, the Frisky's recent article "Five Tips For Screwing Like A Porn Star," a solid, sex-positive piece that offers up some age-old advice for getting what you want in the sack. It is all quite lovely—but has absolutely nothing to do with porn in any way.

Let's face it: the kind of sex that porn stars have (on camera, at least), is nothing like the kind of sex that you and I want to be having. Out of necessity, porn sex focuses far more on looking good than on feeling good — a surefire recipe for bedroom disaster. We refute the Frisky's five tips (and provide video evidence from the XXX world).

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2:45 PM on Thu Jul 17 2008
By Lux Nightmare
20,609 views, 8 comments

Latest by VakeroRokero: @hodayathink: I like neo-noir lesbians: You don't get called dirtybacon for showering. more »

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Faye Reagan Learns Her Lesson: "Reform School Girls 4"

When we think of reform school our minds fill with gauzy visions of plaid skirts and white stockings and wayward yet innocent young girls rebelling against everything their strict teachers have taught them by indulging their nubile, lubricated young bodies into all sorts of Sapphic contortions. (Either that, or the sight of Wendy O. Williams in a cropped t-shirt and Sybil Danning standing guard with a shotgun. But we'd rather concentrate on the plaid skirts and lube.) Sorry, where were we again? More »

2:00 PM on Thu Jul 17 2008
By DCypher
11,121 views, 2 comments

Latest by hodayathink: I like neo-noir lesbians: @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: That can't be anyone but Eminem, but where is it from? more »

flesh flicks

Forced Sex Fantasies: Still Unexplained, But Still Hot

In spite of the best efforts of those crazy scientists, we may never really understand why some people are into forced sex fantasies. (Then again, why do people like any of the stuff that turns them on?) But hey, if you're getting off and no one's (actually) getting hurt, why worry about the details? Personally, we're just into it for the knife play—shiny metal objects get us every time. More »

11:15 AM on Thu Jul 17 2008
By Lux Nightmare
13,547 views, Comment

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The Couches of Europe: Viv Thomas' "Members Only 5"

On squeaky European beds, Europeans with better haircuts than us fuck other Europeans with better cheekbones than us in Viv Thomas' "Members Only 5." While Groucho Marx avoided joining any club that would have him as a member, well, you finish that sentence because I have to pawn all this IKEA furniture and take advantage of those super-low fares to Europia.

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9:20 PM on Wed Jul 16 2008
By Gram Ponante
19,284 views, 2 comments

Latest by SummerAnthem: @SummerAnthem: Or wait - I guess "pornistential" is better conveyed as "XXXistential". more »

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Flesh Flicks: Let's Go Boating!

Is it just us or do you not see people use speedboats as much these days? Everyone is into sailing or yachting or canoeing and outside of the professional water skiing circuit, those big honking outboard motors just aren't as fun or fashionable anymore. Plus, with today's gas prices what they are it must cost like $1,000 an hour to operate one. Those kinds of prices are only within the reach of porn producers, who can afford to combine the high-speed thrills of a convertible car with the dangerous possibility of accidental drowning. Hey, inflatable life vests can be sexy too! More »

5:00 PM on Wed Jul 16 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
14,995 views, Comment

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Nerve's Top Five Video Game Pornos Is Not So Top Shelf

Nerve's video game blog has a post about the top five pornos based on video games, which seems like an awesome idea until you look at the list and see that the top two are actually Japanese videos only loosely based on video games (and for that matter, only marginally pornographic). Come on, Nerve, is that really the best you could do? We'll give you points for spotting "Whorecraft", but no "Jewel Raider"? No "Dead Or Alive Kazami"? Man, we're so annoyed, we're going to have to go watch a fake Lara Croft suck someone off. Share our pain after the jump. More »

1:56 PM on Wed Jul 16 2008
By Lux Nightmare
7,465 views, 7 comments

Latest by n/a: Lux, come on! I could have gone with Grand Theft Anal, Resident Anal, or Womb Raider but I had to go with the ones that I already watch nightly. Sue me! Love, John from Nerve more »

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Our Favorite Brand Of Redhead

We know how much you guys like redheads, so we did you a favor and went out and found the best kind of redhead of all: the kind that likes to have sex on camera. You might want to be a little careful with this one, though—we hear she squirts when excited. More »

10:55 AM on Wed Jul 16 2008
By Lux Nightmare
22,705 views, 3 comments

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Fleshbot Reader Contest: Rebranding Raging Stallion's "The 4th Floor"

Team Fleshbot is (mostly) in agreement that there's something off about the cover for Raging Stallion's new release, "The 4th Floor". Yes, the men are hot (Logan McCree, won't you please gaymarry us?) and yes, the camerawork looks amazing. But something's just not working for us, and we're pretty sure it's the title. To judge from the official studio copy blurb, it sounds like the film is set on the fourth floor of some building somewhere. But that hardly counts as a plot, now does it? So the only reason we can think of why someone would choose a title like "The 4th Floor" is because (a) it sounds vaguely menacing, and (b) since numbers generally precede letters in alphabetized lists, "The 4th Floor" would appear near the top of all "new release" lists. (Yeah, it sounds pretty sloppy to us too.) More »

8:30 AM on Wed Jul 16 2008
By sturtle
1,685 views, 8 comments

Latest by n/a: Bi Another Day more »

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Ashlynn Brookes Proves That Five Really Does Keep You Healthy

A question: At what point should producers pull the plug on a porn series starring a cherub-faced goddess with teardrop breasts and an insatiable sexual appetite who, along with her adorably fuckable young friends, spend their free time practicing to be professional sex workers in Amsterdam? The answer: Never, if we have anything to say about it.

Tyler Scott directs the fifth installment of the soon-to-be-classic (if it isn't already) "Ashlynn & Friends" series starring New Sensations contract girl Ashlynn Brookes along with her helpmeets Nikki Kane, Halia Hill, Ellie Idol, and Estrella Flores. See why we hope Ashlynn (and her friends) stick around for a while after the jump.

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4:20 PM on Tue Jul 15 2008
By DCypher
11,186 views, Comment

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Slap Happy: Top Ten Spanking Videos

Even if you're not into things like BDSM, is there anything more arousing than a light slap across the ass? (OK, maybe hard slap across the ass if you do happen to be a connoisseur about such things ... but beyond that, there isn't much we can think of.) For today's video roundup, we thank Fleshbot commenter lustylady for reminding us of the pleasures of smacked flesh. As for the rest of you: you've been very bad. And you know what happen to our readers when they've been bad ... More »

2:05 PM on Tue Jul 15 2008
By Lux Nightmare
8,212 views, 5 comments

Latest by n/a: Oops, I've been a very naughty girl watching those videos... where's my husband? I need a little punishing! more »

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Get Bent!

The next time you're in yoga class, wondering why you're spending your free time contorting your body in all sorts of uncomfortable ways and sweating your ass off, just remember: you're doing it so that you'll be flexible enough to bend your body into new and exciting sex positions! Of course, all the yoga in the world can only do so much. So the next time you're in the mood for some eerily acrobatic sex, you might want to skip the downward facing dog and watch this video instead. Just remember to keep breathing and everything will be OK. More »

11:10 AM on Tue Jul 15 2008
By Lux Nightmare
11,147 views, 3 comments

Latest by josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you: The balletic pose with just over twelve remaining, then the penetration during headstand with just under seven left, are tops. more »

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Flesh Flicks: It's A Jungle Out There

Last week, on the Home and Garden and Porn Channel we showed you how to turn a simple backyard shurb into a beautiful outdoor fuck session. This week, things get a little more hairy as that peaceful yard becomes a wild untamed jungle. Even seasoned gardeners may be intimidated by all that foliage, but you needn't be alarmed. Just focus on one task at a time, don't over exert yourself, and make sure your seeds are evenly spread. You'll earn that green thumb (and maybe a few other appendages) in no time! More »

5:27 PM on Mon Jul 14 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
14,000 views, Comment

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Tera Patrick And Friends Are "Where The Boys Aren't" ... And You're Not

Thanks to Showtime’s incessant rebroadcasting of the 2008 AVN Awards, most heterosexualist audiences may be forgiven for thinking that Chi Chi LaRue is a failed Vegas lounge singer who marked the end of the show with a hysteria-inducing performance of a song we are pretty sure was titled "Tranny Girls Rock". But since we here at Fleshbot cover both sides of the waterfront, we know that Chi Chi is an eminently respected gay porn director and safer sex advocate who has also dipped his/her heels into the straight porn world on occasion until giving up that end of the business a few years ago over the lack of condom use in most hetero-flavored smut. Good thing that "Where The Boys Aren't" doesn't fall into that category! More »

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3:10 PM on Mon Jul 14 2008
By DCypher
23,365 views, Comment

Liberté, Egalité, And Confused Looking European People Having Sex In Fancy Costumes: Happy Bastille Day! We tried to find you some hot French Revolution porn to help celebrate Bastille Day today; we came up with this assortment of very odd 18th century "mature" cosplay smut instead. Hey, at least we tried. If you close your eyes, you can pretend they're at least speaking French if you want to—in fact, closing your eyes might be the best way to deal with this stuff anyway. (TGP/preview galleries @ retromature.com, via Ask Jolene)

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"Swallow With Pride": Michael Lucas Sucks It Up

As much as we will always give Michael Lucas a break (what can we say; we're suckers for an accent and a divine pair of cheekbones), we have to say it's a little disingenuous of him to say that he was "unaware" of the controversy surrounding oral cumshots and cum eating in the non-bareback gay porn industry—after all, as J.C. Adams pointed out a few days ago, he already discussed the subject on his blog a while back. That said, we're looking forward to his upcoming Eurostud opus "Swallow With Pride". It may not mine that much new territory—some mainstream porn studios like Bel Ami have been making videos with all sorts of cum-guzzling action for years already—but it'll certainly give Lucas' detractors more to talk about, and the rest of us something to chew on. More »

12:05 PM on Mon Jul 14 2008
By Fleshbot
5,038 views, 2 comments

Latest by will: Of course, now I realize that your page with the uncensored cover is also directly accessible, so obviously I don't know what I'm talking about. . . more »

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