The Abby Winters booth looks like it was filled with all the girls you lusted after in your freshman chemistry seminar, but were too shy to talk to because you were intimated by their naughty honor student good looks. (They were probably smarter than you, too.) I challenged the delightful Marigold (smiling above) to a speed chess match, which she informs me is not a very popular game in her homeland of Australia. America's raging chess fever notwithstanding, when all was said and done, neither one of us was entirely sure who won the match. Luckily, playing the game of kings against a friendly model has its own rewards, don't ya think?

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