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antiporn
Abby Winters Situation Not As Dire As Previously Reported
Yesterday, we wrote that the Abby Winters offices had been raided, and founder Garion Hall arrested. Well, we were half right: Garion Hall has released a statement confirming the raid, but stating that no charges were pressed. More » -
tv
Emma Booth Brings Breasts To A Porn-Starved Nation
With Abby Winters arrested, and that pesky porn filter keeping them from really exploring the internet, where are the good people of Australia supposed to go for, ahem, a little relief? Well, they could try turning on the TV, for one. More » -
antiporn
Abby Winters Offices Raided By The Cops
On Monday, the Abby Winters offices were raided by the cops, and company founder Garion Hall arrested for making (apparently illegal) porn. See? The Australian government really does hate naked people. (news.com.au) -
scandal
Former Webcam Girl Denied "Best Job In The World"
It could have been so sweet: Julia Yalovitsyna was on the shortlist for the "best job in the world"—until her webcam girl work was discovered (see her in action in the video). More » -
couches of australia
Pasty Tasty Aussie Lassies In "Girls Desired"
Finding out there was no such person as Abby Winters was as painful as discovering the nonexistence of Santa Claus six months before. But, like Santa, I heartily believe in the spirit of Abby Winters.
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antiantiporn
Australian Porn Fans, Rejoice!
Australia's ridiculous plan for a porn filter has finally been shot down (and not just by hackers)— and just in time for Australia to figure out if this really is Sarah Gardiner! (avn.com) -
behind the scenes
When Carly Met Zasha (And Popped Her Girl-Girl Cherry)
It's not the first time we've seen these letters from Abby Winters models—but do you really think we'd ever get tired of reading about what it's like to make out with an Abby Winters model? More » -
sisters
Why Yes, Joanna Krupa Does Have A Sister
Joanna Krupa alone is already a vision to behold. Seeing Joanna Krupa with her sister... well, it makes us wonder what good deed we could possibly have done to deserve such a blessing. More » -
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celebrity skin
Top Model Cheyenne Tozzi Loses Her Top
What is it with Australian stars and exposed boobs? We've seen Jess Origliasso, Sarah Gardiner, and now even top model Cheyenne Tozzi has gone and slipped her nips. Is it too late to move there? More » -
babes
Emily Scott: Still Sexy After All These Years
It's been a while since we last checked in with Emily Scott—so how is our girl doing these days? More » -
celebrity skin
Sarah Gardiner And Abby Winters Model Tricia L: An Even Closer Comparison
Our tipster from this morning is back with even more comparisons between Tricia L and Sarah Gardiner. Facial markings, hairstyles, and teeth are all compared herein. More » -
celebrity skin
Could Sarah Gardiner Have Modeled For I Shot Myself As Well? [UPDATED]
Reader SubhujaLila noticed that Sarah Gardiner also looks like Liv from I Shot Myself. We've only found one photo, and the resemblance seems less strong than with Tricia L—but we're keeping an open mind. More » -
celebrity skin
Is Sarah Gardiner Abby Winters' Tricia L? More Proof Uncovered!
Still not convinced that Sarah Gardiner is a naked model? Chew on this: a reader just sent us these two photos demonstrating that Sarah Gardiner and Tricia L from Abby Winters have the same birthmarks. More » -
celebrity skin
Is Sarah Gardiner A Pop Star Turned Pornstar?
Sarah Gardiner used to be the keyboardist for Aussie pop band Operator Please—and now she may be a model for Abby Winters. Eagle-eyed fans have spotted a resemblance between Sarah and Tricia—what do you think? More » -
photographers
Penthouse Reveals World's Top 5 Nude Photographers
Australian Penthouse has ranked Ed Fox one of the top 5 nude photographers in the world, along with Suze Randall, Hank Londoner, and curmudgeonly Earl Miller. More » -
scandal
Abby Winters Scandalwatch: The Plot Thickens!
An eagle-eyed tipster has sent us an image of Garion Hall (or at least some dude) at an Abby Winters photo shoot, wearing a name tag that reads "Abby." More » -
rumors
Who Is Abby Winters?
Aussie all natural porn site Abby Winters has long been plagued by the rumor that founder Abby Winters is (gasp!) not a real person—and a reader email we just received seems to confirm this suspicion. More » -
antiporn
Porn: 1, Australia: 0
Breaking: Australia's massive porn filter is a stupid idea that's doomed to fail. We could have told you that ourselves, but it sounds way more legit when Ars Technica says it. (arstechnica.com, thumbnail via) -
this week in porn titles
"Intimate Temptations": When Bad Porn Titles Happen To Good People
Perhaps taking a strategy from the Playboy/Cinemax playbook, Australian all-girl outfit Abby Winters (not a real person) has been issuing a stream of more and more generic-sounding titles. And what's worse—the dingo-inducing hijinks inside are delightful and undeserving of the bland signage. It is like meeting your dream date at the "Encounters" lounge at Howard Johnson's. And Howard Johnson was a real person. More » -
antiantiporn
Pervs Fight Back!
Canada's not the only one with a Sex Party—come Thursday, Australia will have one of its very own, too! And when we say "sex party" we mean a political party dedicated to fighting a stuffy, sex-negative political environment (and, specifically, that nasty little porn filter), not, you know, a nationwide orgy. Though if the Australian Sex Party gets its way, who knows? Australia's got room for more than one sex party, after all. (google.com via nerve.com; thumbnail via Ask Jolene) -
antiporn watch
Australia Continues To Fight The Menace Of Internet Porn
Australia's attempt to block all internet porn from entering its borders keeps marching on. In the filter's current incarnation, over 10,000 sites would be blocked, with no way to completely opt out of the filter. So the next time some Aussie pop star sheds her top, no one will know. Well, no one in Australia, at least. (avn.com) -
blogs
On The Road (And Naked) Again
Chica is just a simple girl with Australia, with simple needs. She doesn't want much from the world, really—all she needs to be happy is a some chocolate, her van, and the freedom to get naked whenever she wants. Oh, and a camera and access to the internet—because Chica's also a girl who really likes to share (at least when it comes to naked pictures of her). We're thinking she may be onto something, really. Think she'll inspire others to follow in her footsteps? More » -
events
The Sex Games Are Coming (And So Are You)
The Olympics may be over and done, but training for the Sex Olympia is just getting started. With the inaugural games scheduled to take place in Queensland, Australia, next August, the organizing committee is currently scanning the globe for international athletes to strut their stuff in such diverse categories as the Sex Pentathlon (successfully execute ten different positions in ten minutes!), Marathon Shag, Sex Aquatics, and the Triple Hump. The event is open to athletes of all persuasions: straights, gays, monogamists, polygamists, MTFs, FTMs, and anyone in between. But don't worry too much if you can't make it out to Australia: we suspect that half the fun is in the training, anyway. More » -
science
Breaking: Australian Men Enjoy Sex
A new study reveals that Australian men are happiest when they are having sex or surfing the internet (for porn, we presume). Which makes them exactly like all other men everywhere. Still, isn't it nice to know that science can prove things like this? (news.smh.com.au) -
panties
And in other health code violation news: a St. Kilda, Australia, pub has come under fire for its "No Undie Sundie" promotion. Apparently, encouraging women to take off their panties in exchange for a $50 drink card just wasn't the smartest idea. We think it's brilliant, of course, but that's just us. (news.com.au, no undie thumbnail star Rachel Aziani via Ask Jolene) -
you are there
Australian Swimwear Models Come Out To Party... In Swimwear
While you were worrying about the destruction wrought by Hurricane Ike and the impending decimation of the banking industry over the last several days, you may have missed one of the most important stories of the week: last Thursday, Australian lad mag Ralph released their 2009 Australian Swimwear Model of the Year calendar, and the swimwear models came out to celebrate. In swimwear, no less! We know you're kicking yourself for missing this story, but don't worry—we have a whole gallery of pictures to help you relive the evening. We do want you to stay well-informed about things like this, you know. More » -
scandal
Jess Origliasso: Still Naked!
There's an alleged new nude photo of the Veronicas' Jess Origliasso floating around the interwebs today—and sadly, we're not getting blamed for releasing it this time! According to Aussie news sources, it surfaced on an image hosting site earlier this week and is "even more explicit" than any in the previous set, presumably because it features both her face and her boobs (along with some suspicious Photoshop filter texture slathered all over it). Frankly, though, we won't be impressed until we see photos of Jess getting gangbanged by twelve midgets while wearing a giant Lamb Chop costume. Anyone know where we can find those? In the meantime, you'll find the current version after the jump.
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amateur
You know how we're always telling you that if you post your amateur sex video online it'll eventually be seen by everyone in the whole wide world? Well, it seems that some Australian amateurs are catching on to that fact and keeping their homemade sex tapes to themselves. At least until they get famous and someone leaks the tape to Red Light District. (xbiz.com; thumbnail via Australian "amateur" site Abby Winters) -
dildos
What happens when an Australian Rules Football star parades around his city in broad daylight wearing a dress and an oversized pink dildo? We're not sure actually—is that one of the wacky Australia rules? (news.com.au; more @ Defamer Australia) -
mobsters
A DVD distributor says that 97% of all adult DVDs in Australia are actually pirated copies sold by the mob. Apparently, copyright infringement is more lucrative than bootlegging these days. (news.com.au; thumb via) -
bdsm
A new study has come to shocking conclusion that people who are into BDSM are not really dangerous and deranged individuals who were abused as children—in fact, they might actually be "normal!" Don't worry, you can still be into bondage and still be a freak—just, you know, the good kind. (theaustralian.news.com.au) -
stupid
An Australian preacher has a very good reason for pretending he had cancer and lying about it to his own parishioners for over two years—he was addicted to porn, of course! Pornography: Is there anything we can't blame on it? (news.com.au) -
teh internets
It seems that way down in the land down under people are more likely to use the internet to search for games than porn. And oddly enough, there was a spike in people searching for info on The Veronicas this past month! Wonder what that was all about? (news.com.au) -
rumors
Abby Winters Plays With Boys?
A sharp eyed tipster sent us a link to this Abby Winters forum post in which an Abby Winters model hints at future boy-girl sets. Is it true? Can we look forward to some hot hardcore heterosexual Australian amateur action? And if not, can we at least look forward to something else with that much opportunity for alliteration? (forums.abbywinters.com - thanks Mike!) -
hype
Yes, we know you're as tired of the story as we are—but we thought you should know that it seems we can all stop wondering whether or not those topless pics of Jess Origliasso are really real. Or at least that's what we're led to believe based on that fact that she'll be taking legal action against the man (and ex-lover of Jess) who sold the pictures. Oh, and did we also mention that The Veronicas will be releasing an album here in the US this fall? Let's hope this scandal doesn't affect those record sales! (news.com.au) -
hysteria
... And in other news, Fleshbot has been identified as both an "international porn site" and an "amateur sex weblog" by a noted Australian tabloid today. Which is a lot more interesting that this whole celebrity boob pic scandal they keep going on about. Hasn't anyone else famous taken their clothes off this week? (news.com.au) -
hysteria
Jess Origliasso: The Saga Continues
It seems some young Aussie fans of Jess Origliasso have decided to show their support for the (allegedly) topless starlet by posting pictures of themselves in bikini tops and bras—a plan that was quickly vetoed by Ms. Origliasso, who (rightly) thought that it might send the wrong message about her influence on the youth. But seriously folks: some of us have been topless on the internet for years now. Where are our photos of bikini clad hotties showing their support for us? (news.com.au) -
hype
Greetings, readers from Down Under! Looking for that topless photo of Jess Origliasso that was just too hot for the Daily Telegraph to publish uncensored? You can find it right here. (Though of course we can't say for sure it's really Jess. Who knows, it might be her twin sister!) (news.com.au) -
australia
The only thing shocking about this year's Australian Sexpo—besides Belladonna's efforts to save the Catholic Church—is that no one is actually shocked anymore. Seriously, what do you have to stick in your mouth to get angry protesters to show up at your event these days? (news.com.au) -
jobs
Looking for a new job? If you've got fifteen years of experience managing teams, five years of experience as a CEO, and "just want to Get Things Done" then you could be the next CEO of Abby Winters! Of course, you'll have to relocate to Melbourne, but we're sure those Abby Winters girls will make you feel plenty welcome. (executive.seek.com.au)








































