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Tila Tequila 2: Backdoored and Squirting

Vivid Celebrity

Genre: Celebrity

Director: Uncredited

Cast: Tila Tequila, Mr. Pete

Length: 83:48 minutes

Date of Production: Uncredited

Extras: The best extra was the usual extended celebrity sampler mentioned numerous times before (amounting to trailers from the Vivid line), there also being a photogallery specific to this production, various spam and Vivid’s “special offer” for smart phone users. I greatly prefer extras related to the production in hand so your mileage may well vary substantially.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Tila Tequila 2: Backdoored and Squirting was shot in anamorphic widescreen for the Vivid Celebrity line that has proven so popular. While the voice behind the camera and meat puppet was clearly the infamous Mr. Pete, having seen a fair amount of his past work as a director led me to question whether or not he was the one holding the camera, let alone directing the couple sexually. Regardless, the camera was fairly steady most of the time, the only time the screen was pixilated was when Tila wore a short with a logo on it, and some of the lighting in the hotel room was modest when outside of the bedroom. The flesh tones were accurate and the usual company watermark was present on the lower right corner of the screen at all times. The aural components were pretty basic too with the vocals easily heard even when the couple whispered to one another, no fancy attempts to add music during their sexual liaison, and no over dubs that I noticed.

Body of Review: Vivid Celebrity has been a line of porn releases involving mainstream movie and television personalities of varying degrees of popularity over the years. While earlier releases looked like home movies not made for general public consumption, later outings were clearly professionally shot to make the stars look their best even if no one was credited with any of the technical work. As other members of the reviewing team tend to want these releases, I defer to them and watch the better versions around award voting time, occasionally the company sends a box of catch up titles they either missed sending earlier in the season or another reviewer selected to review so here I am in front of Tila Tequila 2: Backdoored and Squirting to provide an overview of what I observed.

My familiarity with Tila’s first release several years ago, was passing in nature, her lesbian antics not bad at all and including a few ladies I liked at the time. This time she got serious and took on Mr. Pete as her unnamed boyfriend, the fantasy of the tryst being she ditched the leeches trying to get her picture so she could have some fun with him in a hotel room. I’m not going to breakdown every act they did because it came across as a single lengthy scene rather than five separate clips but it was not bad at all. The back cover described the movie like this: “Superstar Tila Tequila gets anally uncorked in this extreme sex tape. Ditching paparazzi, she meets her hung boyfriend for a hot night of dick pounding, pussy squirting and aggressive anal fucking. 100% Real, this private video shows this tiny Asian on her knees deep-throating more cock than she can swallow. She fingers her hot wet hole POV style before getting her tiny pink box fucked until she squirts uncontrollably. Spread wide and wanting more, horny Tila opens her backdoor and lets a massive cock pound her deep in her ass. Then she begs and screams for more, before swallowing a shot of cum. Tequila anyone?”

The company press release described the movie like this: “Filmed in a plush hotel suite, the new film reveals a very different Tila; she is clearly full of high anticipation when she greets her partner at the door dressed in cutoffs, a sleeveless midriff top and black stilettos. There is nothing reluctant or timid about Tila as she flirts with the unidentified man before leading him to the bedroom. The star who was known for her shyness is nowhere to be seen as she quickly strips to a lacey black thong that shows off her petite and perfect body. Then she ravages her partner in a no-holes-barred sexual marathon than ends in a wet and wild climax. “Tila is so obviously enjoying herself as she films TTB&S, it will be impossible for the viewer not to share her enthusiasm,” says Steven Hirsch who heads Vivid. “It quickly becomes clear that Tila could have had a successful career in the adult industry if she chose that path…and who knows, she just might one day.” The multi-talented singer-songwriter-model-actress-author rose to fame as host of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, a runaway success bi-sexual-themed MTV reality show. Her star only rose as she further has explored her sexual boundaries through adult features for Vivid.” Here’s a brief look at the lengthy scene by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Okay, Mr. Pete wandered through the hotel hallways until he was let into a room by Tila Tequila, a short Asian hotty with a nice rack and delicious looking ass. She was waiting for him and appeared to have just come out of the shower, the gal all fresh and ready to play with him as he held the camera in POV (point of view) fashion. They engaged in some small talk and she teased him by the window overlooking the parking lot, some pawing of each other as she stripped her attire off in bed leading to Pete massaging her bald beaver and later working her juicy little ass. He fingered her and she masturbated for him, Pete’s magic hands getting her juicy enough that aficionados would call it squirting, though later efforts were far juicier.

Tila blew Pete with a degree of enthusiasm and energy, more than many regular performers provide to tremendous praise by the fanboy reviewers who act like they have some connection to the talent (or industry in general), so I had to give her credit for that. It was clear that she was no stranger to a cock in her mouth even if her initial celebrity outing with Kristina Rose and Charlie Laine was just as staged as this one. In any case, she was an active vaginal rider at first even if Pete had massaged her perfect pucker too, the anal action coming later in the scene along with the waterworks listed in the title.

The pair would suck and fuck before taking a break, Tila getting sweaty at Pete pounding her pussy and then ass, the gal glistening as they tried numerous positions to satisfy their needs. For me, seeing Tila’s wondrous ass in the air when she bent over was a major highlight of the scene, even when they did vaginal it was clear that she was milking him with her tightness, Pete holding off busting out a nut of sperm until the last moments of the show where she slobbed his knob to completion, the semen savored by the exotic gal. Given her short stature, Tila also made Pete look bigger by comparison, the multitude of penetrative positions and gash gobbling exciting the man in a manner that used to be reserved for those he really liked, the gal slowing down during the anal but otherwise warming up to him quite well.

It was interesting to watch them fuck in plain view of the parking lot even if the picture was grainy from lack of supporting lighting, Tila’s apprehension over her stalkers being able to see them fucking adding something to the dynamic even if it was for brief bits of time. That said, she looked especially good on her knees in her sexy black lingerie, Pete reclining to let her ply her trade as she gave him some hand to gland friction during the hummer. The way she provided such solid eye contact and savored the act enhanced it over the mechanical acts you see so often in porn, the transition to actively riding him (vaginally) before moving to the bedroom also working for me. It was near the hour mark in the movie that they moved to doing anal and it took her some time to warm up to the act even with their repeated acts of fingering her precious pucker, but she did seem to enjoy it as the combination of pleasure and pain washed over her, the ending facial and nut nuzzling the culmination of their heated work.

Summary: Tila Tequila 2: Backdoored and Squirting by Vivid Celebrity was fun to watch and offered some replay value thanks in large part to how well Tila seemed to enjoy working with Pete in a multitude of sex acts. Sure, it wasn’t the kind of unscripted porno stolen from her personal collection and no, she wasn’t the kind of high exposure celebrity so many want to see but as far as being a sexy little fuck bunny is concerned, she proved to outdo many of her peers in the industry, Pete often having a way of bringing out the nasty in his partners so I rated this as a solid Recommended. In short, Tila Tequila 2: Backdoored and Squirting showed Tila Tequila offering a substantial upgrade from her previous release and was no debutante acting like sucking a dick or aggressively riding it was beneath her, a common enough trait of celebrities, so give this one a look and I’ll look forward to seeing if she offers a third release sometime in the future that shows her off even better, if that is indeed possible.