Big Boobs Are Cool! 3
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Release date:
October 20, 2009 -
Cast:
Joanna Angel|Roxy Rose|Regan Reese|Bella Vendetta|Nova T.A.
Big Boobs Are Cool 3 is a traditional five-scene boy/girl movie that highlights the big boobs of extensively inked--and very sexy--girls. It was directed by Mitch Fontaine for Burning Angel Entertainment and prominently features the studio's owner, Joanna Angel.
Big Boobs Are Cool 3 has a lot going for it. Of course, the boobs are cool...that goes without question. But, there are several things that make those boobs even cooler. First, director Mitch chose a very attention-grabbing roster of girls to "flesh out" the movie. As is generally the case in Burning Angel releases, the girls in Big Boobs Are Cool 3 are extensively--and one might say "wickedly''--inked. If you are as much a fan of tattooed women as I am, you're going to have a field day cataloging--and savoring--the incredible array of images these girls carry on their bodies. Be sure to check out the photos here.
Tattoos are just the beginning. Bella Vendetta has a series of purposefully inflicted scars, such as a five-pointed star above her cleavage. She also has a pierced clit hood. Amazingly striking Nova T.A. sports a nipple ring and wears a pirate-like eye patch. Regan Reese is simply "edgy" in every possible way. And, Roxxxie Rose is downright gorgeous.
Another positive attribute of Big Boobs Are Cool 3 is the ingenuity of the director. Each scene is preceded by an extremely amusing interview in which director Mitch interviews not the girl, but her tits! As the camera focuses in on a girl's magnificent rack, Mitch asks questions, like, "What's your favorite cheese?" and the tits reply. Honestly. It's hilarious.
I've found that most of the movies released by Burning Angel are creative and inventive like this one. It's why I always look forward to Burning Angel coming to the top of my review list. Honestly, I never know what I'm going to see (their movies are definitely not mundane) and I'm usually very pleased with what I see!
I also like the use of "shake your titties" music video striptease/dance routines that precede most of the scenes in Big Boobs Are Cool 3. Although Joanna Angel's dance performance is hands-down the best, the other girls do a very nice job showing us just how much their breasts can bounce.
Scene Three, featuring Mick Blue and Nova T.A., has the best scene set-up scenario. Nova accidently spills some olive oil on her blouse when she and Mick are making a salad. Mick likes what he sees, applies more to Nova's chest, and then slathers it all over himself. At first, I thought, "What the fuck is he doing? He should be applying it to her!" Then, he did just that when he used his oil-covered body to apply the oil to Nova's body. This may be one of the hottest gonzo scene set-ups ever!
Another big plus for Big Boobs Are Cool 3 is the musical soundtrack. Each of the "shake your titties" music videos is accompanied by outstanding music. If you like what you hear, there are credits at the end of the movie so you can go to appropriate websites to hear more by the respective artists.
While Big Boobs Are Cool 3 has a lot going for it, it has a few downsides, too. Primarily, I'm less than impressed with the videography. Poor lighting, off color-balance, jerky camera movements, and abrupt edits are the norm. Moreover, the cameraman tilts the camera this way and that so that the performers look like they're going to slide off the screen. The overuse of these oblique camera angles--in this movie and many others--is really starting to piss me off. In what type of professional video do you see such idiocy? Motion pictures? No. Television? No. Just porn. Porn videographers...get over it! Hold the camera still, move smoothly and judiciously, and stop tilting the camera! PLEASE!
There are audio issues, too. Sometimes, the "dialog" is nearly impossible to hear. Other times, ambient background noises disturb the action. And, there are times that the video and audio are not in sync with each other.
The locations used to shoot the movie are not as attractive as I've come to expect in a well-shot porn movie. Perhaps the idea is to be along the lines of "reality TV." But, the rooms could have at least been clean and free from visual and audio distractions!
With regards to the sex, I'm a little disappointed in the lack of foreplay in the two scenes (One and Five) in which James Deen appears. I guess if you're horny enough, stoking each other's pleasure engines isn't necessary. But, I still love to enjoy the taste, touch, and smell of a woman's body--especially her mouth and pussy--before we get down and dirty.
All-in-all, I enjoyed watching Big Boobs Are Cool 3. I am definitely a fan of nicely-shaped big breasts and I DO think they're cool. I also enjoy women whose bodies are works of visual art. Overall, the good outweighs the not-so-good. So, I recommend this movie for your viewing pleasure.
Check out some photos of the girls in Big Boobs are Cool 3 here.
Pay particular attention to the photos of Bella Vendetta's "scars;" Nova T.A.'s tattoos, piercings, and eye patch; Roxxxie Rose's magnificent tits, and Joanna Angel's traffic-stopping look! Enjoy!
Note to readers: My reviews are provided in two parts. This webpage provides you with an overview of the scene's setup and action as well as my ratings for sex, video, audio, and production values. A separate Word document checklist details the foreplay activities, positions, pops, and features of each scene...as well as the calculation of each scene's ratings. The checklist for Big Boobs Are Cool 3 can be downloaded here. You'll need a password. It's drjay2010.
Look for scenes and movies with a 4.5 or higher (A) sex rating and at least 4.0 (B) in video, audio, and production values. Those are my favorite scenes and I'm quite certain that you'll like them, too.
Scene 1
Scene Type: Boy/girl/anal.
Performers: Joanna Angel, James Deen.
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Prior to Scene One, director Mitch Fontaine, behind the camera, interviews Nova T.A.'s tits. It's really hilarious...hearing her boobs talk about their favorite TV shows, what they want to major in in college, and so forth. After Mitch is done "squeezing" all the information he can out of Nova's breasts, the video cuts to an extremely well-made music-video-style dance and striptease routine featuring striking Joanna Angel. She primarily emphasizes her big--but not too big--natural breasts during her performance. In fact, she comes right out and states, "My boobs are cool." How true. After Joanna's tease performance, her real-life-lover James Deen joins her for a very brief amount of foreplay (there's virtually no fellatio and no cunnilingus whatsoever) before moving on to explosive vaginal and anal sex in numerous positions (see lists below). As these two lovers pleasure each other, undeniable--and very volcanic--chemistry develops between them. It's obvious that they simply love fucking each other! Most impressive to me, I think, is Joanna's demonstrativeness. She screams with delight, provides running naughty commentary, giggles with happiness, and fucks back as hard as--or harder than--James. Joanna cums several times during the scene (both vaginal orgasms and ass-gasms) and consistently shares her lust with us by looking into our eyes. And, Joanna even DP's herself by shoving multiple fingers up her cunt while James plows her asshole. And, she performs ravenous ATM on James' dick, too. At the end of the scene, Joanna brings James to the brink of ejaculation with her hands and mouth. Then, he takes over and jacks his load into her wide-open mouth. She sucks him dry, spits his semen onto her tits, and then massages his bounty into her flesh. Although this scene is undeniably hot, both James and Joanna let me down. First, James never ate Joanna's pussy. Such neglect is inconceivable to me. Second, Joanna spit out James' semen. To me, that is very disrespectful and borders on sinful.
Foreplay: Striptease; erotic posing; mutual stripping; kissing; body licking; tit sucking, squeezing, and fucking; fellatio.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, reverse cowgirl, standing doggie, spoon, on-her-side.
Anal Positions: Missionary, reverse cowgirl, spoon, standing doggie, side-saddle cowgirl; DP with cock/fingers.
Girl cums: Often.
Pop: Open mouth; she spits.
Sex rating: 4.00
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 3.50
Production values rating: 3.80
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Scene 2
Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Regan Reese, Sean Michaels.
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Prior to Scene Two, director Mitch Fontaine, behind the camera, interviews Roxxxie Rose's massive all-natural tits. Like the footage preceding Scene One, this is some really creative "big boob coolness." Then, Scene Two begins with an interview of Regan Reese by Mitch Fontaine, from behind the camera (it's NOT an interview of her boobs!). During the interview, she does a very nice job proving her boobs' "coolness" to us. In due course, Regan dances topless for us in a music-video style accompanied by hard-driving music (not as cool as Joanna's video preceding Scene One, but still "cool!"). As the scene unfolds, Sean Michaels joins Regan. Since he's so much taller than she is, she has to get a stepstool so that she can climb up to kiss him! After a few moments, Sean realizes that the stepladder is really in the way. So, he lifts her petite body and carries her across the room to a couch where they can pleasure each other on an equal footing. Regan strips out of her stuffed-full bra and enjoys the sensations as Sean greedily suckles her big tits. Sean also licks and suckles her tasty twat and fucks her nicely-enhanced tits (she licks and suckles his tip as it emerges from her cleavage). Of course, Regan gives his mammoth cock a handjob as well as a loud and sloppy blowjob. As the scene unfolds, foreplay morphs into sex, and the two enjoy vaginal in-and-out action in several positions (see list below). Regan has a great time, squeals with undeniable ecstasy, does her share of the fucking (her big tits bounce joyfully in response to her thrusts), and fondles her own tits. Unfortunately, she never appears to climax during the scene. At the end of the scene, Sean jacks off all over Regan's big tits. She compliments him on how good his hot load feels, sucks his shaft, exclaims "cum is cool," and then massages his semen into her boobs. This scene is not particularly noteworthy...it never seems to "ignite." It's like the two go through the motions, but never really get into each other.
Foreplay: Striptease; dancing; erotic posing; kissing; body licking; spanking; tit sucking, squeezing, and fucking; handjob; fellatio; cunnilingus; clit-jacking.
Vaginal Positions: Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie, spoon.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: No.
Pop: Exterior tits.
Sex rating: 3.30
Video rating: 3.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.70
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Scene 3
Scene Type: Boy/girl/anal.
Performers: Nova T.A., Mick Blue.
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Prior to Scene Three, director Mitch Fontaine continues his habit of interviewing tits. This time, the boobs belong to way-edgy Bella Vendetta who, in addition to having extensive tattoos, has numerous symbolic scars in her flesh (for example, she has a five-pointed star scar between her tits (above her cleavage). Wow, how unique! Anyway, Bella's tits and Mitch talk about "cheese," "wine," and "cars." How weird! How creative! How cool! Afterward, the video cuts to a kitchen in which Nova T.A. is busy slicing tomatoes and onions as Mick Blue watches and "helps." Once the vegetables have been cut and tossed into a bowl, Nova struggles to open a bottle of olive oil and, in doing so, splatters oil all over her chest and blouse. Nova thinks she has been an idiot and wants to go change. But, Mick sees the sexiness of her oil-covered flesh and takes the opportunity to squeeze and fondle her fine big tits. He even adds more oil so that her blouse becomes translucent--and allows her areolas and nipples (the left one's pierced) to show through. Although Mick loves the appearance and feel of Nova's oily body, she still feels stupid. So, she ends up leaving the kitchen to change. Meanwhile, Mick strips off his shirt and slathers oil onto his chest and belly. Nova returns to the kitchen clad only in a miniscule thong, takes one look at Mick's oily body, and is, to say the least, surprised. Soon, however, she "gets it" as Mick hugs and squeezes her body tightly to his slipperiness. "This is fucking hot," she admits. How true. The two caress and grope each other eagerly and, in doing so, drench each other with loads of oil. In due course, foreplay expands to include a very nice--and oil-lubricated--combination hand/blowjob. She even double-fists him! Before the couple moves on to sex, Mick bends Nova over the kitchen counter, massages oil into her thighs and buttocks, and then rims her asshole, fingers her clit, and eats her pussy from behind. Meanwhile she pinches her oil-lubed nipples and squeals with delight. Sex begins in the kitchen when the couple shares vaginal doggie and then continues in the adjoining living room for missionary and spoon (see list). Believe me, they make a fucking mess of the couch! As the scene progresses, Mick also gets to stuff Nova's asshole, too (great close-ups). Meanwhile, Nova keeps the energy level up by talking nasty, vocalizing her pleasure, frantically jacking her pussy, squeezing her oily tits, and fucking back with abandon. Toward the end of the scene, Nova cums in anal spoon and then Mick pulls out of her ass, fucks her big titties until he's ready to cum, and then splatters her face, tongue, and tits with his load. She sucks him dry, swallows everything that landed inside her mouth, and massages the cum on her tits into her flesh.
Foreplay: Mutual stripping, kissing, body licking, oil/lotion, tit squeezing, caressing/groping, handjob, double-fisted handjob, fellatio, cunnilingus, finger-fucking, clit jacking, rimming.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, standing doggie, spoon.
Anal Positions: Reverse cowgirl, spoon.
Girl cums: Yes.
Pop: Open mouth; she swallows.
Sex rating: 4.45
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 3.00
Production values rating: 3.60
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Scene 4
Scene Type: Boy/girl/anal
Performers: Roxxxie Rose, Dane Cross.
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Prior to Scene Four, headliner Joanna Angel's boobs are interviewed by director Mitch. As has been the case in previous scenes, this footage is inventive and quite cool. Joanna's boobs talk about what it would be like if they were a superhero named "Sally." They explain that each nipple would be the barrel of a gun (they're "big guns!") and would, as a result, be able to shoot bullets to subdue a villain named "ass." They'd kick ass's ass! After Mitch has finished interviewing super-boobs "Sally," he gets to interview Roxxxie Rose (not her boobs!) as she sits on a comfy couch in a cluttered space that appears to contain a skateboard ramp of some sort. Roxxxie talks about how happy she is to have been gifted with her fine all-natural (and "cool") boobs and how she likes to look at--and lick--them. She loves them! On the other hand, she doesn't like sagging or fake boobs. After Roxxxie's interview, she dances and strips for us in a music-video style accompanied by hard-driving music (not as cool as Joanna's video preceding Scene One, but still "cool!"). Believe me, you're gonna love Roxxxie's superb breasts as she jiggles and plays with them for our viewing pleasure! At the end of her dance, she introduces herself to us: "Hi! My name is Roxxxie. My boobs are fucking cool!" You got that right, girl! Dane then joins Roxxxie and foreplay begins with caressing and groping (Dane can't keep his hands or mouth off Roxxxie's tits!) and, in due course, expands to include kissing, pussy stroking, and mutual stripping. Once Dane has freed Roxxxie's pussy from the confinement of her panties, he goes down on her and attacks her pussy with his mouth and fingers. Meanwhile, both he and Roxxxie play with her boobs by squeezing and spanking them. After some more intense breast worship, including spit-lubricated titty fucking, Roxxxie pleasures Dane's rod with her insatiable mouth, tongue, and hands. And, she deep-throats him, too. Foreplay abruptly cuts to sex as Roxxxie, lying on her side in the spoon position atop a couch, orders Dane to: "Fuck my pussy...make my titties bounce!" Who'd deny her? So, Dane slips his dick into her and pounds her and, in doing so, makes her glorious titties gyrate happily. Dane continues to ream Roxxxie's welcoming cunt in doggie and reverse. In fact, Dane pounds Roxxxie through an orgasm in doggie. Then, Roxxxxie shows off her hot and sexy moves during reverse. In due course, Dane gets to ream Roxxxie's asshole, too, in spoon. To finish up, Dane pulls out of Roxxxie's asshole and moves into position to shoot his load all over her fine ripe tits. She uses her pretty fingers to massage Dane's "lotion" into her skin. "It's so good!" she coos.
Foreplay: Stripping; mutual stripping; dancing/posing; kissing; tit sucking, squeezing, and fucking; caressing/groping, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, cunnilingus, clit jacking.
Vaginal Positions: Reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie, spoon.
Anal Positions: Spoon.
Girl cums: Yes.
Pop: Tits.
Sex rating: 4.50
Video rating: 2.50
Audio rating: 2.50
Production values rating: 3.50
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Scene 5
Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Bella Vendetta, James Deen.
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: If you're keeping track you'll know that Regan Reese's boobs are the last to be interviewed. Regan's breasts are particularly talented. In fact, she can "flex" them like a guy flexes his muscles! She can make them move individually or together. You've really got to see this. Anyway, Regan's boobs discuss the status of the American economy: "We're making money, so we don't care!" They also show off their mathematic skills by doing multiplication problems. Again, you've got to appreciate the inventiveness of these "boob interviews." After Regan's breasts have had their say, it's time to move on to Scene Five, which features extremely edgy Bella Vendetta, who has lots of tattoos and purposeful scars. In a cluttered warehouse full of broken-down theatre seats (where do they find such locations?), director Mitch briefly interviews Bella, asks about her "cool" big breasts and how they've grown. Bella doesn't think that there's such a thing as boobs that are too big. I agree with that! Later, after the interview, Bella gives us a music-video-style striptease show similar to those in previous scenes. Her big bouncing tits look damned nice...believe me. At the end of the tease footage, Bella introduces herself--and her cool boobs--to us and then James Deen joins her. Without much ado, James unzips and tugs down Bella's jeans and panties so that he can use his fingers to play with her pussy for an extremely brief time. Almost immediately, he slips his dick into her pussy and fucks her from behind in standing doggie. James and Bella work together extremely well and that work is soon rewarded with an orgasm for Bella. Then, it's on to reverse cowgirl so that Bella can show off her sexy moves as she gets a chance to do the fucking. James continues to plow Bella's vagina in several other positions, taking time in between them for kissing, pussy-to-mouth and titty fucking and sucking. Bella's body reacts as intended and climaxes repeatedly, giving her lots of pleasure, no doubt. To conclude the scene, James gets to cum, too...all over Bella's big and inviting breasts. She sucks him dry and then massages his semen into her skin.
Foreplay: Tit squeezing, clit jacking.
Vaginal Positions: Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, side-saddle cowgirl, on-her-side, standing doggie.
Anal Positions: DP with cock (pussy)/fingers (asshole).
Girl cums: Frequently.
Pop: Tits.
Sex rating: 4.70
Video rating: 3.50
Audio rating: 3.50
Production values rating: 3.50
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The DVD-9 disc I reviewed contains a full-motion chapter selector arranged by girl's name, multiple chapters per scene, trailers for four Burning Angel movies, a three-and-one-half-minute self-running slide show accompanied by hard-driving music, website logon information, and a 25-minute behind-the-scenes (BTS) featurette. The BTS contains extra footage of the video used in the "shake-your-titties" music videos; more "interviews" with the girls' boobs; behind-the-camera looks at the taping of the sex scenes; after sex clean-up (including baths/showers); impromptu interviews of cast and crew; and video of several still photo shoots. The volume of extras is a little below average in today's marketplace. But, I liked the BTS. So, I'll give the extras an average three-star rating.
The best things about Big Boobs Are Cool 3 include:
Big Boobs are Cool 3 could have been better if:
Things I didn't like about Big Boobs are Cool 3 include:
Recap
Overall sex rating: 4.19
Overall video rating: 3.50
Overall audio rating: 3.40
Production values rating: 3.62