We're pretty sure it was Shakespeare who first said "There are two kinds of people, sirrah/Size queens, and liars." (Come to think of it, it may have been Chaucer, or maybe Terry Pratchett ... somehow we remember hearing it somewhere before.) Guess we'll just have to comb through the collected references to outsized phalluses in literature on this site to find out.
Big Dick Lit (bigdicklit.com, via Daze Reader)
See also: Shakespeare Porn (radosh.net)
Thumbnail: Bronzino, "Lodovico Capponi" (Frick Collection, NYC)
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