Wet Spots

· Tiger Woods is presumably on his honeymoon with megahottie Elin Nordegren while you're reading this. Eat your heart out. (Sports Illustrated)

· And we thought our collection from the AVN Expo last year was big: Porn Star Autographs (slansko.cz, via Screenhead)

· Dutch prime minister takes legal action over porn event poster; risks losing crucial ex-porn star vote in next election. (expatica.com and expornstar.com - thanks Robbie)

· "Is that a puddle in your panties, or are you just happy to see me?" Let the Intrinsa jokes begin! (NY Daily News)

· John Waters on porn: "It's the only real outlaw cinema left." (A Dirty Shame)

· Fleshbot fave Lauren Phoenix prepped for first gangbang scene last weekend by getting "drunk on cock" beforehand. What a trooper! (Hardcore Gossip)

· Virgin Atlantic to install double beds on US-UK flights—presumably so you can recline and watch their new ad in comfort. (smh.com.au - thanks Michael)

· The fault lies not in our stars, but in our pubic hair. (voracitybeat.com - thanks Carl)

· A Hometown Hottie finalist who knows more about sports than most guys do? Stacie The Sports Chick sounds too good to be true! (staciethesportschick.com)

· Lesbians taking a shower. What more can we say? (Funberry)