Wet Spots

· America's borders are under siege from a menace that threatens our very freedom: illegal breast implants are being smuggled into our nation's boobies. These foreign funbags are taking away thousands of gropings, honkings, and titty fucks from deserving homegrown hooters, and it's time to do something about it! (latimes.com)

· Cicciolina, the former porn star who once served in the Italian parliament and who has been desperately trying to remain in the limelight ever since, has offered her body to Osama bin Laden as a way to end the war on terror. All she is saying is give blowjobs a chance. Hey, it worked for Clinton ... (ananova.com, via Sploid)

· Aspiring auteurs might be interested in the next Porn Academy, a sort of smut fantasy camp that gives wannabe filmmakers and photographers a chance to learn from and shoot scenes with actual adult stars. (Sorry, you don't get join in the action.) Spend a week in Prague with these folks and your neighbors will be begging you to show them your vacation slides. (pornweek.com, via AVN)

· Kate Moss gets back on the horse (no, not that stuff; we meant modeling) in a new campaign for the Nikon Coolpix. The digital camera's rejected slogan: "So thin you can cut rails with it!" (Hey, we said it was rejected.) (adrants.com)

· Next time you're in Luther, Oklahoma, be sure to cruise down Triple XXX Road. (Which actually makes for nine X's if you think about it, but whatever.) Like you've got anything better to do in Luther, Oklahoma? (mapquest.com, via Boing Boing)

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