· Fleshbot's favorite cock-talker Joanna Angel finally unveils her new sex advice column in the latest issue of Spin magazine. From this all-too-brief preview it appears that if you write to her hoping for some heartwarming, grandmotherly-type wisdom, you're definitely looking in the wrong place. (spin.com)
· Speaking of advice, here's a tip for all you summer brides out there: when planning a romantic sunset ceremony down by the ocean, call ahead and make sure your chosen beach isn't clothing optional. (abum.com)
· Here's something you won't find in the Highlights magazine at your dentist's office: Find the dildos in DaVinci's "Last Supper." (Hint: There's 15. But only three were added by Leonardo himself.) (dildoart.com)
· Take two protests, one featuring a girl dressed as a koala bear, the other with a gold-painted topless babe and a bald dude in a loincloth. Wanna take a guess which one got more press coverage? (smh.com.au)
· To make up for the stunning lack of celebrity breast exposure at Cannes this year, let's cast a fond glance back to this time last year and watch as actress Sophie Marceau responds with catlike reflexes to a surprise red carpet appearance by her left boob in the quickest nipslip ever caught on film. Tara Reid remains unavailable for comment. (mollygood.com)
· OK, so maybe full body vacuum restraint really does preserve nutritional qualities and natural tastes, but how are you supposed to fuck when you've been sealed in Tupperware? (asmaraspa.com, via tgp.com)
· Glasgow, Scotland counts up its hookers and johns and determines they meet over 260,000 times a year with £6.6 million changing hands. Or as Charlie Sheen would call it, "a good weekend." (bbc.co.uk)
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