“Praise The Load” Will Make A Believer Out Of You

It seems like no one goes to church anymore, and unless you're running for President of these United States people just aren't interested in your faith these days either. But the apostle Mike John -- acting through the Church of Perverted Scientist Jules Jordan -- would like to change that with their release of his soon-to-be blowbang classic "Praise The Load". (And you thought all the good blowjob porn titles were taken already?)

It warms our wicked hearts to see such worldly souls as like Aiden Starr, Emma Heart, Gianna, Hannah West, Rachel Milan, Tatiana Kush, and Velicity Von returning to their respective religious roots: these not-so-innocent emissaries prove once and for all that faith without action means nothing. Lucky for us they've provided ample testimony of their power to convert prospective believers by word of mouth alone.

Preach on, sisters! Hallelujah!

· Order: "Praise The Load" (Adult DVD Empire; see Video On Demand here)
· Jules Jordan Video