Flashbot Fleshback: Those Who Forget The Lessons Of History Are Doomed To Watch The Porn Version

A look back at the week that was ...

· They say that history is written by the winners, unless some porn studio gets to it first.

· So that's what it looks like when 300 sweaty Greek guys get replaced a few hot babes!

· Kimberly Kane has worked in some interesting places. Sadly, our office is not one of them.

· Meanwhile, Hillary Scott is much better at this game than that silly Carmen Sandiego ...

· ... and Casey Parker makes us really miss living in California.

· Some gay porn stars don't retire ... they just change into tranny porn stars!

· If you don't "get" tentacle sex, maybe it's because you haven't been looking in the right place.

· Penny Flame and Tristan Taromino want to hurt you. But in a good way.

· Usually, the porn world isn't nearly as sordid as some people think it is. Sometimes, though, it's exactly as sordid as some people think it is.

· Remember, if you want to get to Carnegie Hall ... practice, practice, practice.