Where In The World Is Hillary Scott? (Part 2)

When last we spoke, Hillary Scott was nowhere to be found among the "Not the Bradys" family, having been replaced by Teagan Presley (who had herself been replaced by Stoya as a Digital Playground contract performer, but that's another story). So we looked to the skies to find Hillary Scott ... and there she was, on a roof in downtown Los Angeles freezing her parts off as she filmed her next movie, "Icon."

The latest movie by Sex Z Pictures' director Eli Cross of "Upload" fame, "Icon" is what the porn world knows as a "high-end vignette" picture, where the setups are a little more complex than Pool Guy Drops Trunks, Load.

From what we were able to determine as we ourselves stood on that roof, "Icon" features Scott as an A-Ha-by-way-of Xtina alternate reality warrior who pulls similarly underdressed women (including Jennifer Dark, Tori Black, and Morgan Layne) through a mirror to have sex with them on a four-poster bed on a roof at three in the morning when you can see your breath as L.A. police helicopters fly overhead.

This observer was overcome with a newfound respect for porn performers who nakedly brave the testicle-receding temperature to churn out three-to-seven minute increments of fapworthy product for your delectation.

Of course, Hillary Scott has no testicles to recede, and that is exactly why I took pictures.