This Week In Cunniringus: “Not Rated Pro Wrestling”

"It's the beginning of a new dawn in entertainment," rumbles the press release for "Not Rated Professional Wrestling," a DVD in which porn stars and people who want to look like them alternate between fighting and fucking, from ring to rented room, from 69 to suplex, for your viewing pleasure. Participating porners include Tyler Faith, Evan and Lee Stone (no relation) and Mary Carey, who seems destined for this. You must give credit to the NRPW for forging a link between wrestling and straight porn, and for finding the perfect two disciplines where saying something like "It's the beginning of a new dawn in entertainment!" won't get you laughed out of the room.

The NRPW also stages live events --with all the sweat but none of the penetration--for the public.

· New Porn Order (newpornorder.com)