Happy Fuck Like A Pirate Day: “Surrender The Booty 3”

In honor of this most geekiest of interweb holidays, we thought we'd celebrate Talk Like A Pirate Day in our own special way by featuring the just-released third installment of Metro's soon-to-be-venerable "Surrender The Booty" series. So what if it's less a knowing nod towards a peculiar buccaneer-obsessed online subculture than director Anton Slayer's semi-blatant ripoff homage to the porn juggernaut that is Digital Playground's "Pirates" phenomenon? We still get to see Fleshbot Crush Object™ Gina Lynn getting boinked while wearing a tricorn hat and striped leggings--and if that's not worth an extra-hearty "Yarrrr!", we don't know what is. (And let's not forget that "Pirates" is itself a pornic riff on a wildly successful Disney franchise, so we shouldn't knock Slayer too much for catering to what seems to be a univeral demand for watching people in eyepatches run around with parrots perched on their shoulders.)

In "Surrender The Booty 3", Gina Lynn plays a Sexy Pirate Queen (is there any other kind?) who gets involved with some sort of gangplanlk-planking imbroglio withfledgling Fleshbot Crush Object™Shawna Lenee; the two of them are joined by a crew of erstwhile retired starlets including Dani Woodword, Cherokee, Bella Star, and Celeste Star, all of whom work hard to warm up your shivering timber.

After perusing this preview gallery, we have to say that all thoughts of pirates and the Seven Seas and potentially irritatingly overplayed web memes couldn't have been further from our minds. It's just great to see Shawna Lenee and Gina Lynn in a porn movie together--whether they happen to be wearing striped stockings or not.

Metro Interactive will release "Surrender The Booty 3" this week.

• "Surrender The Booty 3" (DVD info @ metrointeractive.com)