Fighting The “Topless” Menace, One Contest Winner At A Time

January 19, 2009
LUX-ALPTRAUM

Weeks ago, we challenged you to come up with a word to describe a woman who's technically naked, but actually covering herself with clever positioning, use of the hands, or some other trickery.

You provided us with many good suggestions—but alas, there can be only one winner. From here on out, a woman who claims to be naked without actually showing the world what the good lord gave her will be referred to as a "niptease." (Take that, Chanelle!) Congratulations, NancyKligmanic—check your private messages for instructions on how to claim your prize.

· Thumbnail star: Nipteaser Chanelle (dailypoa.com)