Ava Rose Brings Her Team Spirit To “Big Ass Cheerleaders”

April 9, 2010
OTTIMO-MASSIMO

Stop me if you've heard this one before: these cheerleaders get fucked. But wait! There's a catch: they have big asses.

Big Ass Cheerleaders

Studio: Tom Byron Pictures (Evolution Erotica)
Director: Ivan
Cast: Ava Rose, Bobbi Starr, Caroline Pierce, Karlie Simon, Austin Taylor, Tom Byron, Tommy Gunn, Nick Manning, Justice Young

When Tommy Gunn's car breaks down in the middle of the suburbs, he wanders into Ava Rose's yard and asks to use her phone. His eye gets caught on Ava's delicious derriere bouncing around beneath her skirt, and suddenly Tommy's not so impatient for a tow truck.

There's something strange about Ava Rose in this scene. She stays extremely quiet, but it seems like she wants to make noise. She gives short groans and gasps, maybe a giggle here or there, and she once says, "I totally just squirted there" under her breath to Tommy, and those are the only sounds she makes. Why is this cheerleader such a solemn sexual beast? Is this what Ava Rose looks like when she enjoys sex? My world view is shattered.

Her rump quaking abilities are challenged by many of her co-stars. British exchange cheerleader Karlie Simon auditions for the squad by bouncing her ass on a trampoline for Justice Young. She strips down, stretches, dances, and wraps her lips around Justice's cock—anything to get on the team! Not that we rate asses for a living or anything, but Karlie's keister might be our favorite in the whole film. It's just so perfectly sculpted! Firm, yet it ripples with a slap. Sadly, she was simply too vain for anal this time. (See what we did there?)

Austin Taylor is hoping to wash Nick Manning's car for a few bucks, but Nick comes up with another way Austin can make money. She jumps in his convertible, open his robe, and wraps her mouth around his cock, enduring his taunts all the while. At some point, Nick decides to move the show inside, and that's when things go bad. Nick is always amusing to watch, but Austin oscillates between passivity and activity in odd intervals. One minute she's leaning her ass back against Nick's cock, and the next she's perfectly still. Also, she says "Oh yeah!" over and over like she's selling Kool-Aid.

Besides these three scenes, there are two connected Tom Byron vignettes in the film. First, Old Man Byron breaks out the binoculars to peep at Bobbi Starr. She catches him, but confesses her long-standing sexual attraction for the creep next door. It's easily my favorite scene in the film, as Tom unleashes his lecherous lust through 69ing, rimming, and lots of ass slapping with his doggie action. Bobbi Starr, in all her forms, is a gem. Sadly for Tom, it was all a dream.

Later, Caroline Pierce—Bobbi's mom—calls Tom, saying she knows about his voyeur habits, and that he needs to come over. When she answers the door, she's wearing her old cheerleading uniform! Oh that lucky Tom Byron. She smothers him in those giant white panties cheerleaders wear, rubbing his cock and talking dirty the whole time. Since Caroline is the most mature member of the cast, Tom takes his time with her. It's almost like a scene from the "Seasoned Players" series. But Caroline is no slowpoke; she rides his veiny cock with as much vigor as any cheerleader.

While there's nothing really unusual about seeing cheerleaders get fucked, Tom Byron and company bring something special to the cherished fetish. They toy with the obedience and naïveté of the cheerleaders as well as the obsessive perviness of those who prey on them. Mostly importantly, it looks like everyone is having fun! We appreciate that, and we think you will, too. Go team!

· Buy "Big Ass Cheerleaders" (gamelink.com)

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Previously: Leave The Pom-Poms And The Panties Behind