Grab Two Fat Handfuls Of “The Best Of The Lord Of Asses”

May 23, 2010
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We normally don't get excited about compilations, but there really is something special about "The Best of Lord of Asses". The sheer concentration of beautiful, intense women wielding their asses with pluck and aplomb... It's just riveting.

The Best of Lord of Asses

Studio: Tom Byron Pictures
Director: Tom Byron
Cast: Rita Faltoyano, Bree Olson, Jenna Haze, August, Flower Tucci, Sasha Grey, Nikita Denise, Brianna Love, Tom Byron

Even though all the gals are amazing performers (indeed, they are all the best in one way or another), there are definitely standouts in this eight-scene behemoth. In the first scene in the film, Rita Faltoyano demonstrates her original blowjob techniques. As impressive as her neck rolling techniques are, we were really blown away by the amount of noise she generates whipping Tom's cock around her mouth.

Bree Olson's appearance is also a delight! There are times when we find her a bit grating—and she tended to slip into a kiddie voice a bit too often—but she fucked with such vigor, you can't rightly complain. She switches from ass eating to anal sex and back with ease, and as she narrates the magical experience, you get the sense that she knows exactly what men want.

Sasha Grey is always a force to be reckoned with. In many ways, she's like the ocean: quiet, calm on the surface, seductive in an indescribable way. But the minute you turn your back, Sasha can suck you in and take you to the (her) bottom. Fortunately, that's exactly where Tom wants to be, and he knows just what to do with her behind.

Last, we were surprised by the pure hardcore concentration Nikita Denise puts into her scene. We feel unable to disagree with her or question her methods, especially when she looks into the camera and says "I'm gonna lick your balls and I'm gonna lick your ass". You have to go along with it! It can only be described as a dirty fuck, and that is meant in all the best ways.

Jenna Haze, August, Brianna Love, and Flower Tucci also bring a lot to the table, so there's something for everyone to enjoy. Maybe you're just a huge Tom Byron fan, and you'd like to watch his interview style evolve over the years (along with his facial hair). Whatever you're looking for in a porn compilation, we heartily recommend "The Best of Lord of Asses".

· Buy "The Best Of The Lord Of Asses" (tlavideo.com)

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Previously: Sasha Grey Bows Down To "The Lord Of Asses"