“Bisexual Office”: I Love Lamp

We're just not that progressive here at Fleshbot West, where bisexuality is on our "Going Forward" list for 2016 at the earliest. But we are heartened that, over at Private's "Bisexual Office," they have the same IKEA lamps as us.

Bisexual Office

Studio: Private
Director: Jeff Robert Brady
Starring: Daria Glower, Lena Cova, Lexxis Brown, Maia, Rihanna Samuel, Denis, Denis Reed, Dion, Gio, Kenny Jacobs, Nicholas, Nio, Pg, Tomm

Review by: Gram Ponante

Beyond featuring zesty European actresses we're not familiar with, what is also cool about the scenarios in "Bisexual Office" is that the Girl/Boy/Boy trysts happen as noncontextually as any goddamn porn scene, which means that the secretary who fucks the boss and then shares the boss with the twink-y security guard don't sit around and debate sexual politics and gender identity like bloggers and other idiots. They just fuck. And nothing is lost in the translation because they speak primarily in Euro-grunts.

I also enjoyed this movie because only 60 percent of the very tasty women wore glasses, versus 100 percent had this office porn been shot here. I am on a personal quest to remove the synonymity between glasses and the perception of industriousness, starting with myself.

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