The Top Ten Naked Celebrity Moments Of 2010

A lot of important events happened in 2010, but we'd prefer to remember the year in terms of celebrity nudity. You know those celebrities: they just can't seem to keep their clothes on!

When we think back on this lovely year, we're not focusing on Eyjafjallajokull erupting or that Wikileaks nonsense, we just want to think about the famous gals we feel closest too, who have shared their minds and bodies with us, who have found that nudity enhances notoriety and vice-versa. Here are the stars who made our nights bright this year.

10) Chelsea Handler: Chelsea Handler has a sex tape. Surprising? Unsurprising? However you feel about it, it's still a bummer that we never got to see the whole thing. Silver lining: someone uncovered this long lost sex scene Chelsea did in some cheap softcore porn-looking movie.

9) Kendra Wilkinson: Another sex tape from a semi-celebrity? We realize this list is already looking a little repetitive, but we don't care! Kendra knows how to work it, and that thirty second clip was more impressive than most celebrity sex tapes we've seen.

8) Lady Gaga: We always knew that Lady Gaga was wild, but we didn't realize what a nice ass she had until she tweeted a few pictures of herself. We learned so much this year!

7) Montana Fishburne: Everything happened so fast, it's hard to digest in one little blurb. So, there's this daughter of a super famous actor who decides she wants to be a pornstar, and Vivid says they'll put out her XXX debut. Then Brian Pumper and Freaky Empire pointed out that Montana already had her XXX debut. Then Montana posed for Playboy and started talking about a mainstream career.

6) Kristen Schaal: You don't have to show us your breasts to make an impact on the year. All you have to do is be a comic genius and talk to us about sex, just like Kristen Schaal! Maybe next year we can see you naked, Kristen? We'll chat.

5) Crista Flanagan: While most people were busy obsessing over "Mad Men," we were obsessing over finding the "Mad Men" stars minus their Maidenform bras. Fortunately, Crista Flanagan made our search easier by posing naked in Playboy—she even brought a little retro class back to that publication! (Next year: Christina Hendricks!)

4) Tila Tequila: She's not the most fascinating celebrity, but you have to admire her moxie. The fact that she stood up to the anger and nasty projectiles of hundreds of Juggalos by showing her tits is just badass. On an related note, she has a sex tape, too.

3) Lucy Lawless: We may never see any more episodes of "Spartacus: Blood and Sand," but at least we have an entire season's worth of Lawless boobs bouncing around our memory. You know how many episodes of "Xena" we watched waiting for something like this?

2) Mary Louise Parker: This season of "Weeds" was a little lacking in overall nudity, but at least we got quality over quantity. One hot, rough fuck against a bar with that Zack Morris character from "Saved by the Bell" and we are more than satisfied.

1) Kat Dennings and Jessica Alba: Who can forget the day that we saw leaked pictures of the breasts of Jessica Alba and Kat Dennings? Four boobs total! Boobs and faces! When we think of 2010, these are the ladies we're going to think about.