Get Your Lover Homemade Porn For Their Birthday

No Hallmark card can truly capture the wonder in your lover's heart as you walk over in a some fancy bondage gear, hand them a camera, and inform them that their birthday sex can be enjoyed in perpetuity.

Of course, you can up the ante by telling them that they have your permission to upload the video to PornHub, but that's more of a formality. The minute you're done filming, the urge to brag will be so unbearably huge that your significant other will take the computer and "go to the bathroom" so your exploits may be known throughout the universe. At the very least, know that when it's your birthday, you have something pretty huge coming your way. (Maybe the sequel?)

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