Sometimes Porn Sex Is Uncomfortable

I asked bodybuilder/porn performer Lee Stone if the shock absorbent and cushiony parts of women like Carmel Moore were enough to make fucking women atop motorcycles, on patios, and against sterile rental mansion walls pleasant. "It's a job," he said.

I don't know about you, but my suspension of disbelief is pretty high for porn (I have a lingering suspicion that not all of the people in Sweet Sinner videos are "real couples" having "real orgasms," for example). Still, my head and certain other parts are taken out of the movie when I see a scene like this one, from a Metro compilation called "Hefty Handfuls."

British (though you wouldn't know it due to the utter lack of dialogue) Carmel Moore approaches Stone, who is sitting on his motorcycle. With minimal foreplay, they begin fucking immediately. He doesn't even ask her to say "lorry" or anything.

They proceed through several positions (though Moore is perhaps a little too much of a Hefty Handful for Stone's trademark Standing 69, in which he flips a woman over midair to blow him-"I did it with Lauren Phoenix, though," he says), all of which are on surfaces not conducive to spooning. You'd think that they could have at least walked over to the grass.

I mean, it looks painful.

"One thing you've got to remember, Gram," Stone says. "Porn isn't real."

Nice bike, though.

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