Ashley Stone Can Get Away With Not Dancing

Thank God sex is not an improv class, because Ashley Stone just denied Alec Knight's request to "do a little dance." But it's OK in "Barely Legal 131," as she fucks him instead.

Each month we get a new "Barely Legal" episode, and sometimes we love them and sometimes we don't. But the series is admirably true to its mission statement: "older" men and younger women; no cajoling. Don't laugh, but it's basically porn's longest-running high concept serial.

And such a tried and true concept allows for some improvisation within the structure.

Stone emerges from the sea clutching her surfboard, barely clad in a surf-unfriendly bikini. She meets Knight on the shore, which cheers us, because director Otto Bauer not only got one but two cast members to travel to two different locations for one scene—the money's up there on the screen, folks.

Back home and poolside (because fucking on the beach sucks, and "Barely Legal"'s subtext would suggest that an older man would know that), Knight waits for Stone to emerge from the shower. He frets at his phone.

"We're going to miss the lunch special," he says.

Only a man on the verge of AARP eligibility (according to his IAFD listing, Knight actually can't be a member until 2022) would worry about such a thing.

But then Stone shows up and all is forgiven.

"Never mind," he says. "We have some hot dogs here."

By "hot dogs," Knight does not mean his penis. He means the lunch item given to tots when the grownups are eating steak. The world of "Barely Legal" is one in which things said to sex partners can often be the same things as said to older or younger family members.

Stone is adorable, and she slowly gets down to business, stripping off her cutoffs.

"Do a little dance for me," Knight says, but she doesn't.

"You don't like dancing, do you?" he says.

"No, I don't," she says.

I don't have to call anyone up to know that every bit of this dialogue was improvised, and that it is full of subtle meaning: Knight is a lucky old bastard who is absolutely not sweating the small stuff.

We just don't see the meaning because we're too busy looking at a naked Ashley Stone.

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