Why Don’t American TV Telethons Feature Stripping?

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In today's edition of "Why Don't American ___ Feature ___?" we're complaining about the lack of nudity in our fine country's fundraisers. Chileans get to see their celebrities compete in nipple-tassel flashing contests in order to raise money for something or other, and what do we get? Reality Stars on Ice? Jon Voight dancing with the guys from Chabad House?

It's not that we don't like Jon Voight, it's just that we as a people are not used to throwing money at him. However, we're pretty sure that tipping strippers is universal, so if you build a telethon around spunky dance numbers with pyrotechnics and nudity, the cash will literally fly out of our pockets. Watching this made us cram a fistful of singles in the CD port--we couldn't help it!

Anyhow, you don't have to watch the whole thing above to see boobs, but you will see a lot more (as well as hear some great music) if you stick with it. Trust us on this one.

· Kathy Contreras en la vedeton 2012 y elección de la ganadora (youtube.com)
· Via Egotastic (egotastic.com)