Woman Puts on Dress, Becomes a Hailstorm of Vaginas

Sam Jockel was a normal civilian before the Vagina Storm hit. A mom of three, this is a woman who simply wanted to find a dress that fits well in all the right places, which is an incredibly difficult feat to achieve as a female. What began as an average trip to the Australian department store Myer turned into Hurricane Vagina when she purchased this pink dress, took it home, and put it on to show her husband. 

So I bought this dress today from Myer because I really liked it ... I got home and put it on for hubby and any guesses first thing he said?? #dressfail #onceyouseeyoucantunsee."

Indeed, she seems to have turned into a veritable cluster of pussy when she put on this dress, which was certainly not an accident. I have mad respect for whoever the devious, diabolical designer of this creation is. Jockel runs a very popular blog called School Mum, where she posted this photo to a considerable audience. It naturally went viral within hours, because vaginas, and really makes us all consider why we don't dress up as genitalia more often. 

I have dubbed the dress "Acid Trip Vag," mostly because her husbands response was, "It looks like you are covered in giant vaginas!" I'm not sure whether this would be a harrowing experience or an exciting one, were it to happen under the influence of drugs, but it sounds intense. 

But hey, let's look on the bright side: If this is a vagina, it's vajazzled, which was really very considerate. Self-grooming is important, and some people have worse luck: 

What I want to know is simple: Is this a Myer publicity stunt? If so, it's brilliant.