The Holidays Are Right Around the Corner, Why Not Give a Giant, Realistic Scrotum Bookbag

Nothing Says "I Love You!" Like a Ballsack Backpack!

If you’ve ever said to yourself, “You know, I wish I had a bookbag that looked like a giant, realistic scrotum!” and thought you were alone, you my friend, were incorrect. Yes, a man named Daniel Bitton has launched an IndieGoGo campaign to create the Scrote'n'Tote.  

Apparently someone waiting in line to see a Tim and Eric live show snapped a picture of a person with a realistic scrotum bookbag. The image went viral, and now Daniel Bitton is trying to make scrotum bookbags a real thing. I can’t really say it any better than he does:  

The aim of this campaign is to solve one of humanity's most urgent and pressing problems: the complete lack of fully functional, realistic human scrotum apparel available in the world today.  

The aim of this campaign is to produce sturdy, functional, durable, high quality, and, of course, stylish Scrote'n'Tote backpacks to be made available to aesthetes all over the world.   

The mole skin Scrote’n’Tote was designed by Bitton, but sculpted and made by prosthetic makeup artist of some of the best sci-fi movies (X-Men Apocalypse, The Hobbit, 300, Terminator 3, to name a few), C.J. Goldman. Each Scrote’n’Tote will be made by hand, as it should be.  

So, if you are dying to have giant balls on your back, head over to the IndieGoGo fundraising page and donate.