Ashley Tisdale Has Some Great Garden Cleavage and Flowerboob

Ashley Tisdale and Her Pasties Are So Hot, We Had to Create a New Phrase to Describe Them

For a moment, a very brief moment, I thought that Ashley Tisdale must have just stepped outside from the world’s coldest place because I thought she had the hardest nips I had every seen. But I was incorrect because we can’t actually see Ashley Tisdale’s nipples, those are pasties—really, really pointy pasties.  

I feel like I should also point out that I thought the sign behind Ashley Tisdale said “FLOWERBOOB” which is probably one of the main reasons I thought she was rocking some wicked hard pokies. Maybe we should start using the phrase “flowerboob” to describe a girl with really hard nips or extremely poky pasties. Let’s give it a try: “Looks like spring has sprung because Ashley Tisdale has some awesome flowerboobs going on.” You know what, I kind of like it. And to be really honest, I don’t really care what “flowerboob” stands for, I think it’s a fun word to say and I shall do my best to invert this new and wonderful phrase into everyday use. Hey, so if someone has really awesome flowerboobs, does that make the space between them a cleavage garden? Sure, we aren’t seeing Ashley Tisdale’s nipples, but her shirt is rather see-through and we are getting a peek at her flowerboobs and cleavage garden.  

Whatever you call it, Ashley Tisdale looks really freaking hot. I’m used to seeing her all bright and colorful so, the all-black biker look is a nice change of pace. Then again, no matter what Ashley Tisdale is wearing, she’s always hot.  

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