Several months up a tree with a flute can change one. So it is with mincing, new-bride-like steps that Porn Review Haikus returns, this time with a fresh batch of lyrics inspired by the bucolic Maximum Xposure porn foundry. The poetic cumswappery beings after the gap. - G. Ponante
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Porn Review Haikus: Maximum Xposure Edition
by Gram Ponante
What's on the menu?
They've got everything at the
Cheesecake Factory.
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Edward James Olmos
Or Morgan Freeman was in
"Stand And Deliver".
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Little Yuki, your
Tentacle-free underpants
Hide ancestral shame!
· Maximum Xposure (maximumxposure.net)
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