Best of Sex Advice

October 2, 2006
JDITZIAN

One of the many purposes of our occasional Best of Sex Advice feature is to debunk conventional wisdom: no matter what anyone says, freaky is not always the new normal. After all, no matter how many times the sexperts tell us to feel OK about ourselves and celebrate our individuality, we shouldn't forget the fact that there will always be folks out there who are really unusual (and/or unusually stupid). Which we're not complaining about at all; if not for them, what would any of us have to write about?

Get to know what's troubling the minds of your fellow man (and woman) after the jump.

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Student.com, Teen Sexuality:

Ok, my friend had the dude use a trashbag for protection...was that good enough?

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IsItNormal.com, Sex:

is it normal to want your partner to dress up as a subway train operator and have them yell out stuff such as "next station is ____!" and other such things while you have sex... keep in mind that such person does that for a living in the real world...

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TimeOut.com, Get Naked:

I am a happily straight single guy in my twenties with an amazing girlfriend. We have great sex and romance, but I seem to have an unhealthy obsession with piggyback/shoulder rides. I love giving them to and getting them from men. I am not gay--I love women--but I am very confused, because the very idea of giving or getting any type of ride turns me on. Does this mean I have gay tendencies? Actually, what does this all mean? Is this fetish normal?

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Go Ask Alice, Dear Alice:

i am a fifteen-year-old male. in recent years, i have developed a slightly large penis. it isn't huge, only about 7.5 inches hard. the problem is that when limp, it is noticeable through my pants. Sometimes, i am accused of having erections when i do not have them and it is embarrassing when that happens at school. also, at places where that is very unacceptable, like family functions and work. wearing briefs isn't an option because they are constrictive. if i wear baggy pants(which isn't really my style), that helps a little, but then i really do get erections too easily since there isn't anything putting up any resistance. what i really need to know is if there is a comfortable way to hide it that i have not thought of.

p.s.: please nothing involving tape. it pulls off hairs when i take it off, but it does seem to hide it well when it's taped to my leg.

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Xandria.com, Ask Xandria:

A friend of mine was recently released from prison after eight years inside. While there, he satisfied his sexual desires by masturbating. Now when he goes to have intercourse with a woman, he strokes his penis and gets hard, but as soon as he loosens his grip to have intercourse, it gets soft. His body seems to have learned to respond to a firm grip that a vagina cannot duplicate. Any suggestions for re-training him?

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FemaleFirst.com.uk, Sex Advice:

My bf just introduced me to ballbusting a couple months ago. For anyone who doesn't know what it is, it is being hit in the testicles. At first I didn't want to do it because I was afraid I'll hurt him. He said that he did it with his past gf. Eventually we did it anyways. I would kick, hit and kneed his testicles. I think it's dangerous. Two weeks ago I kicked him a little too hard and he threw up. We stopped and he said that he doesn't want to do it anymore...

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MaximOnline.com, Easy Sex:

About a week ago my boyfriend and I were doing the deed rougher than usual and he said he heard something pop or crack. Now his sac is almost black and it's very painful for him to ejaculate. Is there anything we can do so I don't have to keep waiting?

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SexProject.com, Sex Questions:

I just recently been introduced to my new boyfriends penis, and he's uncircumsized.

Personally, I love uncircumsized men.

...but I noticed that his foreskin wont go all the way down over his head. I know this is supposed to happen, but i seriously dont think he has any idea. I want to bring it up to him so we can start "stretching" it down so it's more... eh... normal, but i really dont know how to bring this up without seeming like there's something seriously wrong with him.

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thesite.org, Q&As:

A few weeks ago I started to have trouble pulling back my foreskin. It seems like it's attached to the penis.

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AllSexAdvice.com, Expert Advice:

Okay, so heres my problem.....My husband really enjoys when I travel to the south and give him a legendary "Kristie Rim Shot" with my tongue. I love doing this because there is nothing hotter than seeing and hearing a grown man just melt with pleasure..it almost makes me cum just to hear him when I do this, however, I am almost tongue tied meaning that the web of my tongue is practically at the tip of my tongue. I cannot stick my tongue out past my bottom lip...it is almost impossible and painful when I am licking his ass. My teeth rip the web if I try to stick it out to far....I need to figure out some kind of soultion for this! New postions or something! I want to be able to perform this alot longer but with my tongue I cant. Any advice on postions or what not would be greatly appreciated!

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About.com, Sex Advice:

While our parents were out of town, my brother and I had a party that at the end of the night, the few people left and my brother and I, somehow were then in a game of nude twister. Gasp*

Well, anyway it was an erotic feeling to be doing it, and I was having fun up until the point where it got weird. I was in a spot where my brother was leaning over me while was on my knees and stretched forward, and then another person over him. I could feel his flaccid penis rub against my behind at times, which was unavoidable. I could see it if I looked down between my legs that his penis was getting erect.

It became fully erect after a few more moves, and was pressed on my behind. Then while making a move the person over my brother fell, and they both went on top of me. My brother's penis slipped inside of me, and was there just for a few seconds until they both got up. He just got up as it pulled back out. I'm not sure if he knows it went there.

Should I tell him? It is on my mind and I'm thinking getting it overwith by talking to him, and finding out if he knows or not would get me over it.

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Ask The Couch, Dear Couch:

I am living with my ex-husband. He tells me that he is not interested in sex and describes it as " disgusting and gross" . Recently I found a bottle of liquid incense. The front of the bottle read " jungle juice" . What is this used for? The other night he came home drunk with a friend-a man I had never met. He took off his pants and started dancing in a pair of speedo underwear. All of this strange behaviour is causing me to think that he could possibly be gay.

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SexualCounseling.com, Dr. DVR Poosha:

I am sorry to write that I have visited a prostitute recently and got infected with "ganaria". But within one week it has gone off and perfectly normal now. Unfortunately my wife is now infected now. She experiences unbearable burning sensation while passing urine, and she says she noticed some yellowish thick fluid coming out of her organ. Immediately I understood it is ganaria. Will it vanish on its own as in my case? Or should she consult a doctor. She is suffering a lot.

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Babeland.com, Dear Rachel & Claire:

I'm a virgin but I consider myself very open and very sexually knowledgable. A couple of days ago while I was whip shopping the sales associate (a gay man so I know he wasn't giving me a line) asked if I was a Dominatrix. My bestfriend was with me and has often told me that I would be good as a Dom4Hire. Here's my question: How would I get involved in that sort of thing? And does it mean that I will have to start having sex (which is OK by me)? I'm pretty handy with a whip, rope and a pair of handcuffs so I know I could do the job.

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IsItNormal.com, Questions: