Wet Spots

· In an announcement that surprises no one, Dustin "Screech" Diamond admits that he made some scratch off selling the distribution rights to his sex tape. Now, let us never speak of this again. (tmz.com)

· Not merely content to serve up a bunch of hot girls in bikinis this week, our gearshift-stroking siblings at Jalopnik continue to further muscle in on our territory by asking you to decide who's hotter: Moscow or Paris auto show babes. We're calling it a photo finish, though the Russians have a slight edge when it comes to the fetish-quality footwear. (Jalopnik)

· Is there a better practical joke than the fake anal probe? Especially when the victim is Jack Nicholson? Matt Damon and Leonardo DiCaprio are a regular Abbott and Costello, they are. (celebitchy.com)

· Ultimate Fighting Champion Tito Ortiz talks about his new girlfriend, Jenna Jameson. We've actually never heard of him, but don't say anything because we want to hold on to all our teeth. (tbo.com + miami.com)

· Senator George Allen takes a contribution given to him by Congressman Mark Foley, whose career was ruined by a sex scandal, and gives it to an anti-porn group headed by Donna Rice—whose only previous accomplishment is ruining Gary Hart's career in a sex scandal. All that irony hurts our feelings. (nydailynews.com, scroll down + Wonkette, third item)

· Sarah Michelle Gellar was disappointed that she had to find out about her first nude scene from her personal trainer, but not as disappointed as we were to learn that it wasn't actually happening. You shouldn't joke about things like that. (starpulse.com)

· Prison sex is pretty common, and even a female inmate getting pregnant is not unheard of ... unless she's on death row ... in solitary confinement. Sounds like a pretty complicated escape plan to us. (reuters.com)

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