Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Lady Finger Clit Stimulator

AR - When I got my first glimpse of the Lady Finger's packaging, I thought: don't I already have one of those? Actually, at last count, ten of them? Any then I got excited for a minute and thought that maybe I had gotten some cookies in the mail—you know you're a jaded porn writer when you hope that a box full of sex toys is actually a box full of cookies. Alas, it is neither a severed finger nor a cookie. But the good news is that it is a powerful little vibrator ...

You know a sex toy is made with an actual woman's pleasure in mind when it's pink or otherwise unassuming; when a dildo has veins and is wider than your wrist, it was most likely made by a dude thinking about stretched pussies and how if he thinks that's hot, every woman should too. Not to say that ladies are never greedy size queens, but for most of us, veiny dongs do not a quick and easy orgasm make. Good quality clitoral stimulation on the other hand—now we're talking!

One of the problem with many vibrators is that their design doesn't account for the fact that you need to get your fingers and hands in there to hit the spot just right, so in practice, plenty of toys are kind of difficult to get a handle on. Not the case with the Lady Finger, which is designed to maximize clitoral contact and minimize the effects of a cramping vibrator clawhand (which is soon to be recognized as a real medical problem). The Lady Finger is a pretty regular vibrator made three times as awesome by the way it's designed to fit your hand. Even if it isn't a cookie.
- AR

· Lady Finger Clit Stimulator (erosboutique.org)

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