Best Of Sex Advice: Keepin’ It Real

December 20, 2007
DASHIELL

Are you people for real? Sometimes we think that you and your ideas are just made up, because most of the questions that you have about sex seem to fall into one of two categories—too obvious to mention or too insane to be genuine. Not that diaper fetishes or electro-anal-stim are insane, we just didn't think that anyone could be so confused about how they work. But seriously, egg nog in your pussy? Now you're just fucking with us.

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· Dear Prudence (slate.com)

About six months ago, I was walking my dog in the neighborhood when I noticed a picture of a naked woman on the ground. It was a neighbor. A few months after that, another neighbor told me that his 12-year-old son had just found lying around on the street another picture of this woman in the buff. A few days ago, I found yet another picture. She is a married woman with two young daughters. I see her husband frequently on the commuter train to work. I have lots of questions...

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· Ask Aspasia Fern & Sweet Honey Smack (honey-n-aspasia.blogspot.com)

I have a b/f and he says that if a girl has alot of sex you can tell by her labia being really big. This isn't true is it?

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· Love Bites (eyeweekly.com)

I am a 50-year-old male who has a satisfactory sex life with his oversized black dildo. I tried to suck this black dildo the other day and I was surprised how awfully bitter it tasted ... I think the Chinese are using toxic materials in all those toys we fuck and suck and you need to start a serious investigation on this.

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· Sex Project (sex-project.com)

i started havin sex like.. 6 months ago. and i think 'it' looks ugly and streched now:(!

is there such thing as 'an ugly pussy'?

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· Miss Information (nerve.com)

My long-time girlfriend and I picked up a stranger this weekend ... As luck turned out, this guy was very well hung. She was moaning and writhing like I've never seen before. Hot, yes. But now I'm worried that she's going to be bored with my sub-par equipment ... Should we find a new partner, one that doesn't make me feel as insecure?

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· OpenUp: The PuckerUp Forums (puckerup.com)

Last night, during a particularly long and vigorous session, my hole began to lose a little sensitivity, so I figured I'd "spice things up", so to speak, with a little 12 volt action.

I took a 12 volt AC adaptor, slipped the device end of the wire into my anus, and plugged it into the wall outlet.

YOW!

[Ed. Note: Do NOT try this at home!]

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· Dr. Dick's Sex Advice (drdicksexadvice.com)

I am a 20-year-old male. Whenever my penis erects it bents towards left. However I don't feel any pain. I have noticed this only from a year ago. Will this affect my sex life?

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· Savage Love (thestranger.com)

I'm a 21-year-old female and I know the my-boyfriend-has-a-diaper-fetish thing has been done to death. But... his fetish has started to bother me. In the beginning he wanted me to talk down to him, he'd come in his diaper, and we were done ... Now it's all he ever wants to do and "normal" sex is off the menu.

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· Get Naked (timeout.com)

I'm a senior in high school and am five months into my first serious relationship. He's a really great guy and loves me to death, but he can't come during sex. At first I wrote it off as nerves, but as the months have passed I've become weirded out. Is this his problem or mine? Which leads me to another question: Why does sex still hurt eight months after my first time? No matter how much foreplay there is, I always feel like someone is trying to jab a wooden log inside of me! To be perfectly honest, I'm not physically attracted to my boyfriend.

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· Jersey Girls (providencedailydose.com)