Would You Like Some Vagina Yogurt With That? A Real Life Dietary Benefit Of ‘Eating Pussy’.

Vagina yogurt? Could it be that we've actually found a real life dietary benefit of eating pussy? When grad student Cecilia Westbrook set out on a quest to make yogurt with her very own vaginal secretions, it wasn't the first time that she'd considered digging into her pussy with a spoon and serving up a home made breakfast treat to her friends. She had joked about the health benefits of 'eating pussy' for months saying that ‘Queeffer’ would be the perfect name. That is, until she decided to actually take the reigns and create a batch from scratch. No, this is not a joke and yes, it actually worked! Vagina yogurt anyone?

The female vag is jam packed with all kinds of bacteria and organisms. Before the story gets butchered and you run away disgusted, I'll cut it short by saying that one of the main bacteria found within the vagina is called lactobacillus. Lactobacillus, believe it or not, is often used to culture milk, cheese, and.. wait for it; yogurt! The first batch that Cecelia concocted was supposedly very tangy and sour much like Indian yogurt. So what did she do? She threw in some blue berries and spooned it all away.

Yeah, eating yogurt made with a wooden spoon and what must be one seriously talented pussy, might not seem like the way to go; but it's pretty safe to say that we now have proof that there truly are dietary benefits to munching on a mound. Plus, if the Starr sisters can create an essential jack-off lube from their pussy jazz, why not add a little bit of yogurt to the menu and dish it out to the masses? Oh brother. When Whole Food's hears about this one, 'Queeffer' is sure to become a house hold name.

Via: Vice