Be Real, Nicole Neal: Your Cutoffs = Denim Thong

April 4, 2012
OTTIMO-MASSIMO

Yo, the vast majority of your ass is visible, and you only need two-thirds of your ass visible in order to call your cutoff jeans a thong. We don't make the rules, that's just how Ass Congress works (better known as Congrass).

Ever since Nicole was dubbed one of the Sexiest New Babes of 2012 by Nuts magazine and India Reynolds, we've been wondering when she was going to make her mark. This photoshoot is clearly it: she's on the cover, she's covered in beer at some bar, and she looks like the Platonic form of Daisy Duke.

· Via Top Babes Blog (topbabesblog.org)