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Behold, Five New Lad Mag Babes Are Born

March 7, 2012
OTTIMO-MASSIMO

And India Reynolds is the midwife who has helped bring them into the smutty, dirty, British world of lad mag stardom. Their names are Gracie Lewis, Nicole Neal, Rosie O'Brian, Paige Tyler, and Jess Kingham; learn them well, for they will be visiting you in your dreams and you should try to make a good impression!

In related news, India Reynolds took this opportunity to announce what she would do if she were prime minister. Her first act: Fridays are part of the weekend. We're down with that. Her second act: "We could have national Nuts day and everyone has to go around topless. Except grannies!" Way to immediately lose the elderly vote, India! Grannies, you can fly whatever freak flag you've been knitting. Vote Fleshbot!

· Via Top Babes Blog (topbabesblog.org)