Another Country Heard From: “Young J-MILFs”

Leave it to Japan to solve America's porn terminology problems. Instead of inaccurately calling a woman who is 28 or over (but who has never given birth) a MILF, thereby setting adrift all those legitimate porn teen moms out there, just call those 22-year-old Moms "Young MILFs!"

"Did you get a cut your pussy when you're giving a birth?" reads the indelicate translation of one of the five awkward interview segments of "Young J-MILFs," eliciting a nervous giggle (it's all about the nervous giggles) from a woman named Tomomi, who lactates on camera.

For all our railing against the too-practiced camera-hogging of American pornstresses, watching this businesslike and creepy series of hotel room interludes nevertheless gives us an intimate portrait of the whimsies of a Japanese porn director.

For example, after Kikue tells him that her erogenous zones are all on her back and that she isn't turned on by having her boobs played with, all her partner does is play with her boobs.

Luckily this movie wasn't made more uncomfortable by the sound of babies crying in the background, but it's creepy enough just the same.

We wonder: Ifg everyone is this nervous now, how did these women get to be MILFs in the first place?

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