The (Not So Shocking) Secret Life Of Sensi Pearl

When trying to promote a brand new porn starlet, sending out a press release that teases with the age old line that "she's got a secret" probably isn't the worst way to get attention.

Sure, it might make some of your more jaded press contacts assume that said "secret" is something on the more taboo end of things (she's got a penis, perhaps?), and not just that she was an extra in the first two installments of "High School Musical" (which, as porn secrets go, is not all that shocking). But who cares? As long as they're reading the press release, and learning tantalizing facts like "Sensi danced ballet for nearly 13 years" and "hasn't seen 'Black Swan' yet but would totally like to be in a porno version of it," then it's all worth it.

(And, to be honest, before we learned that Sensi Pearl had a secret, we didn't even know who Pearl was. And now we do. Success comes in odd packages, sometimes.)

· Sensi Pearl (modelmayhem.com)