“My Girlfriend’s Mother” Is Obviously Hot, Surprisingly Pissed

Why yes, this is the inverse of "My Daughter's Boyfriend," but that doesn't mean this is some stale drama. Nica Noelle pits MILF against daughter for the affection of a soldier back from war!

We don't know what Joey encountered while on his tour of duty, but we doubt anything prepared him for the fight between Magdalene St. Michaels and her daughter, Zoe Voss. When he gets back to his hometown, he meets the seductive Magdalene, and the two of them get tangled in an intense love affair. Magdalene breaks out the knee-high stockings and the satin bedspread, and Joey spread her legs and fucks her to a new dimension of joy and serenity.

So naturally Magdalene is going to be a little more than pissed when Joey falls in love with her daughter, Zoe Voss. They can't help it though! They're both spy, adorable, sexy people (who look somewhat alike as far as hair and body mass index go), and there's nowhere Zoe would rather be than in Joey's lap with his cock deep inside her. Plus, you know, their names rhyme and that's too cutesy to pass up.

Magdalene isn't going to take this lying down (unless Joey takes her lying down). She gets Michael Vegas to seduce Zoe, curl her up in his arms, and jizz all over her tight butt, thereby claiming her and taking her away from Joey or something. We aren't upset with Zoe for sleeping with Michael. She needed a drama-free fuck, and besides, we're not entirely sure what order these sex scenes progress in. Maybe Joey stole her away from Michael?

On the bonus side of things, Angelina Armani has sex with Johnny Castle. How exciting! We feel like we haven't seen her in a while, so it's an extra treat to watch her gnaw on Johnny's thumb as he stuffs her full of dick on that absurd zebra-print bedspread.

Will Magdalene succeed in driving a wedge between Zoe and Joey, or will true love prevail? If Zoe and Joey get married, will Magdalene be invited? We've always believed that porn films need more epilogues. "My Girlfriend's Mother" streets today, so feel free to pick up a copy. Just beware: Hell hath no fury like a horny MILF.

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