Other People’s Wives, Sort Of: Sindee in “My Wife for Porn 5”

Maybe Sindee isn't really married. Maybe she looks supremely nervous. Maybe Jason, her scene partner, looks more nervous still. This matters little as we watch the glorious porn tapestry unravel yet again in a seedy office. Onward, pioneers!

For every slick Wicked title there needs to be hundreds of low-budget porns like this, which features affable performer-cum-director Ralph Long audibly whispering things for his cast to say.

Long (to offstage woman): Say, "I want you to suck my husband's cock!"
Offstage Woman: Mmmm, how 'bout you uck my husband's cock!

This four-scene effort, which appears to recycle three scenes from the video era (there are lots of pubes and Kyle Stone visible, and the first scene seems to be the only one created especially for this title, though I could be wrong) reminds me-in a pleasant, nostalgic way-of the first porns I saw. I'm not aware of anyone whose first porn viewing experience was anything but something like this; it's not as if the creepy proprietor of the corner store had a copy of "Pirates" amongst the suspect milk and old Snickers bars.

This movie would have been hotter had we simply had a chance to see Sindee walking across that sun-blighted Chatsworth parking lot to shoot her boxcover. Oh well.

Anyway, Sindee services Jason effectively, helped by Long's whispers and the disembodied arm of the offstage "wife" flying in every now and then to pull back poor Sindee's hair. I couldn't place this woman's voice, but I've no doubt she's be pretty good in a porn herself.

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