Studies Show That “Stoya Heat” Is More Addictive Than Porn

Usually when we are told that the movie is an all sex release, it means there isn't a whole lot to tell you past the names of the performers, the directors, and the studio it came from. Then again, there's nothing typical about our Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Stoya.

So when Robby D from Digital Playground makes a movie about Digital Playground contract star Stoya, it takes on a certain significance, and our world comes to a grinding halt until we know all that there is to know about it. So let's start from the beginning.

Through extensive research in the Fleshbot laboratory, we have come to uncover that there is a scientific process involving an intense chemical reaction in our brains not entirely dissimilar to a narcotic rush that occurs whenever Stoya's name is spoken or images of her are seen. Delving perilously further into our experiments we learned that by combining her name, STOYA, with the word HEAT, like something from the Electric Company of our childhoods, we were able to create an exponential kinetic response in our brains, melting them down in a thermonuclear response until they drooled kundalini style down to our throbbing genitals and exploded! Trust us, it was all very professional and scientific. There were charts and test tubes and stuff. We know what we are doing over here.

Our results conclusively and empirically prove that Stoya Heat is more addictive than heroin and crack and cigarettes and Wii combined. You've been warned.

"Stoya Heat" Comes Out Next Week. Here is your free sample to get you hooked. Try to enjoy your holiday weekend now, bitches.

· All images courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)